Horns666..JCF Thread Killer King..

[horns666]

..Is it me??

Many threads cease immediately with my name at the end..

Is it possible, I intimidate those who actually do authoritative research of complex and elaborate issues with my overly simple but impeccable logic. Making those in scholasticism grovel in humility at my god-like awesomeness.

or

Is it because every topic imaginable is somehow directly related to the funk of my junk. For this, I offer no apology or apathy to those less fortunate.

I love..but pity you all,

Rev. B Fuggums

[followthereaper]

Nope, it's not just you. I seem to do the same lots of the time. It's probably my short posts that don't add much value or info and constant use of " since it's one of the few smilies I can actually remember the code for.

[thetroy]

I don't think anyone here does authoritative research of anything before posting about it.

[Bengal]

Bill,
After you chime in, what's left to say?

Or maybe it is the funk of your junk...

Who knows? The Shadow knows...

[horns666]

Nope, it's not just you. I seem to do the same lots of the time. It's probably my short posts that don't add much value or info and constant use of " since it's one of the few smilies I can actually remember the code for.

Yeah, I noticed that too about you and I love that.

Troy, I notice that about you too, so welcome to the club ..

I'm not naming names, but have you ever seen some of these fuggin' posts??!!

Pretty serious stuff ..they break out the slide rules and protractors and talk about the Quanthum Theory of Radioactive Quasars. Then I bust in like a Bull in a China shop with my grossly, oversized penis and destroy everything within its wake..

If my pud was measured by their slide rules, it would be an easy F5..meaning a Fuggin' 5..

My pud was featured in the final Godzilla movie. It was no match for the legendary beast with down syndrome.

This is no fault of my own..but tis a blessing from above and below. It's so big that it reaches from the depths of Hell, to the heavens ..where lovely angels sit upon it.

There is mention of my Pud in the book of Revelations.

My pud blocked out the sun killing all life on earth during the ice age.

My pud is the cause of Global Warming...there's nothing I can do.

It is an unstoppable force, and it is getting chafe..it hurts.


Ok..this is ridickulous..

Rev. B Fuggums.

[horns666]

Bill,
After you chime in, what's left to say?

Or maybe it is the funk of your junk...

Who knows? The Shadow knows...

...it's a ginormous shadow..you're encouraging me.

You are only intensifying the sheer magnituge of the splooge..

My Pud caused that Tsunami when it plunged into the waters with a 20 megaton force..and I bukkaked all those ...ahhh fuggit..:ROTF:

[Cleveland Metal]

Ehh, everyone knows (whether you're wrong or right) it's futile to offer rebuttal to you.

[jackson1]

I offer this post only, to keep Bill's name in safe distance from the thread-end. Now Bill, do you dare answer this post?

[horns666]

Ehh, everyone knows (whether you're wrong or right) it's futile to offer rebuttal to you.

rEaLLy??!!

That's so awesome!!!

Then It worked!!! let me explain..guys, stay with me on this..

I'm never wrong...because wrong ryhmes with schlong or dong..and I NEVER say that!!

I always say PUD, and Pud backwards is Dup and that ryhmes with Yup..as in Yup, I'm right!

THERE'S MUCH MORE!!!..

Pud also ryhmes with Bud, and Spud..those are good things.. We like potatos, We like friends.

Those are subliminals I put out there, and nobody really notices..until I sart saying the word "Pud"..

Think about it..Did any of you EVER eat any potato chips or french fries or ect. while reading my posts..

See, ...exactly!

It all makes perfect sense...now that I raised the consciousness to produce a clear awareness of these hidden meanings..

This took me almost 6 years to achieve.

Bill Z Bub

[horns666]

I offer this post only, to keep Bill's name in safe distance from the thread-end. Now Bill, do you dare answer this post?

Sorry man..I think John was onto me..and I had to explain things that mere humans don't fully understand.

See , I was abducted.. and yes, I had an anal probe and within that insert I have powers to manipulate people's thoughts..

My alien's name was Guadalajara, It stood only 4 feet high, but had an extremely large probe and Mustachio..

[Top Jimmy B]

I rebut this post. Guadalajara wishes to re-butt William.

[horns666]

I rebut this post. Guadalajara wishes to re-butt William.

It was a real trip Jimmy..Somehow, I was aboard a vehicle ..silver..a little rust and some dings..I noticed.

I was given a large drink with a worm in it..I was told to eat the worm and I will have special powers..I did..

The rest is obvious..I have powers beyond my control.

[toejam]

Right now, I've got the last word in this thread, so there! :ROTF:

[horns666]

Right now, I've got the last word in this thread, so there! :ROTF:

Ahhh ..No you Di'in't..

[Emthrax]

"Funk of My Junk" would make a kickass band name. Or song. But I like the band name idea better. Maybe "Junk Funk"... yeah... that's catchy right there!