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  • #16
    I've got junk funk too Bill. I was thinking about dipping my sac in some Gold-Bond or something.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Emthrax View Post
      "Funk of My Junk" would make a kickass band name. Or song. But I like the band name idea better. Maybe "Junk Funk"... yeah... that's catchy right there!
      Yeah Sis..That would make a great name for my 90 minute bass slappin' solo... "Funk of my Junk"..

      I put the double P in slaPPin'..of course.

      Oh yeah, there is many slappalings I can name.."Funk of my Junk", "Angle of my Dangle", "Heat of my Meat", "Lord of the Gord"..hmmmm..Cumqwat on your Dumtwat". That's a whole CD we can do right there...of course it will be HUGE!

      Huger than a bloated Elvis!

      We would have contracts invoving M & Ms....wow!

      Bill Z

      ..man, I have not went to sleep yet..I'm nodding of to land of the lollipop gang..those munchkins were so horned out.."munch-kins"..holy moly..that name is soooo incestuous...that's so fucked...up..that's nasty...those little sumbitches.
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #18
        Some times I feel the same way. I post and the thread ends. Lets see it it happens again. LOL
        Just one more guitar!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
          Ehh, everyone knows (whether you're wrong or right) it's futile to offer rebuttal to you.

          That about sums it up. I am ready to move on. How about y'all?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Firebird V View Post
            That about sums it up. I am ready to move on. How about y'all?
            OK, dude I'm Loving that 7 ..thanks man!

            Now somebody has to post after me, just to say anything..so I won't be last..

            I love you fuggers.

            Bye.

            Bill Z
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #21
              Is this an invitation to poke the bear?

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              • #22
                Bill, by responding to you we are inviting the wrath of mutated flies living under your gargoyle. Which I just thought could also be interpreted as "junk funk".
                Scott

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by toejam View Post
                  Right now, I've got the last word in this thread, so there! :ROTF:
                  Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                  Ahhh ..No you Di'in't..
                  Uh-huh, did too! Don't go there, girlfriend.
                  I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                  • #24
                    Ohhh ..I'm goin' there...beotch..

                    Oh shit..now, I'm last..

                    may as well respond to the brosephs..

                    Argos..Butter Flavored Crisco!

                    Scotty....We'll see, It could be you that "Kills" it.

                    SouthPlatteDemon..Absolutely!

                    Spivonious..Absolutely!!

                    OK, now someone has to say something to kill this thread..just "Bill you're a dick" or umm.."The End"..

                    But don't ask me anything..

                    Because if you ask it..It will cum!

                    If you attack me..Then I'll PM Joe to respond with something like .."Bill says..F U"..or "Bill says, talk to the hand"...or something.

                    ..

                    Bill Z
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #25
                      The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.

                      I believe that was said by Beavis.
                      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                        OK, now someone has to say something to kill this thread..just "Bill you're a dick" or umm.."The End"..
                        I could kill this thread by posting that nice pic of my Saigon Kick tattoo... but then everyone would be upset with the pierced moobs!
                        :ROTF:
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by SouthPlatteDemon View Post
                          Is this an invitation to poke the bear?
                          Poke this.:ROTF: :ROTF:
                          I am a true ass set to this board.

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                          • #28
                            Mmm, let's cook that bear. I hear they taste like chicken.
                            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                            • #29
                              That's my baby.:ROTF: if I get that trailer, he/she is going on the floor where I can't step on it's head.
                              I am a true ass set to this board.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                                SouthPlatteDemon..Absolutely!

                                Bill Z
                                Alright then here goes.

                                You have a weird and probably overly medicated view of reality which includes yourself. If someone has a different opinion than you, you kind of lose it. For example if I were to say that all cops smell like pork and I don't mind that they get shot while on duty. You will come unglued and start raving like a lunatic. Once someone then points out that they can have an opinion like that, you then start crying to everyone else to build a constituency for banning the person.

                                So my point is, the thread probably gets killed because some of us get sick of hearing you whine and post about how cool you are.

                                I could be wrong though, but doubt it.

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