17 Kids

[toejam]

-Nate

:ROTF:

[marcus]

As long as they can afford to raise them without government assistance (my tax money)... party on.

These guys have so many kids they probably don't pay taxes at all, what with all of the deductions and credits you get from the IRS for having them. In essence, they are being raised by your tax dollars.

One thing worth pointing out here: all of their kids names start with J, and one of them is named Jackson

[Nuclear Vampire]

Yeah they look like some kinda Jesus cult with the girls all in home-made dresses and shit. Kinda like the Hutterites around here. I'm also curious as to how they make money to pay for all that. Their house is unfuckingbelievable, saw it on that show.

[Horse Called War]

Man she has a big Vagina, (echo)Man she has a big Vagina,(echo)Man she has a big Vagina,(echo)Man she has a big Vagina

[Bert]

This is a rather cruel (but funny) take on this particular story:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2005/10/19/notes101905.DTL

[Joe_Steeler]

-Nate

OMFG!!!!

[stevieb91]

These guys have so many kids they probably don't pay taxes at all, what with all of the deductions and credits you get from the IRS for having them. In essence, they are being raised by your tax dollars.

One thing worth pointing out here: all of their kids names start with J, and one of them is named Jackson

I don't know if the law was ever repealed or not,but at one point if you had 12 or more children you were actually issued a tax exemption from the Federal Government. It included ALL taxes. Income,sales,property,and municipal.

[tmmsjm]

I lived in that neck of the woods about 12 years ago, and I think he was into real estate or sold cars or some shit like that..be's got the dough to support them...he's just a fertile turtle...he ran for congress or state senate or something...NW AR is a REALLY right wing conservative kinda place...he's a hero up there.

[shobet]

They don't look human, they're not those reptile cunts off V are they?
Do they like small white mice, gerbils, or large rabbits, her fanjita must be like a large rabbit warren.
I'll have to quote the not very politically correct 'The Macc Lads' at you now.

From a little ditty called Charlotte.

"Got me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,
And I knew just what to do,
I got me hand inside, and me arm inside,
I lost it right up to me tattoo."

[horns666]

In July, 1963..my dad shot his goo..then there was me.

Sing along EVERYBODY!!!!!

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

[Top Jimmy B]

One of my favorite scenes from The Meaning Of Life. Nice, Bill.

[Chasbo]

This is a rather cruel (but funny) take on this particular story:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...otes101905.DTL

That made my day! A laugh-fest!

chuck

[horns666]

One of my favorite scenes from The Meaning Of Life. Nice, Bill.

Mine too Jimmy..Perfect for this theme.

[slayer]

My take is:

If you can afford them without being on the public tit, have at it.
I have no problem with any religion unless they preach violence if you aren`t just like them. The probem is, this family may be straight up, but I bet 90% or more don`t even know their dads and suck on our tities and sit at home on their fat asses while we go to work, those peices of shit Fuck Welfare, Section 8, Affirmative Action and Quotas, fuck the Govt for allowing this shit to even be legal, those peices of shit Section 8 housing is killing the city of Pittsburgh`s middle class neighborhoods, fucking garbage govt that we have.

Jack

[RacerX]

Wow, Jack! Best Thread Twist n Rant Evar!