WTF is wrong with me?

[Rsmacker]

Buy the house and get them to pay you rent. Sorted.

VitG, I think moving back in is a great idea, I really do, I dunno why he is so upset. He'll be treated like Little Lord Fucking Fauntleroy, get his meals and his washing done, all for the princely sum of £5 per week board. Fucking bargain!
When he brings his girlfriend home and announces he is going upstairs to show her his etchings, Mater & Pater will soon find something really important to do at the other end of the street, like walking the dog, even if they have to go and buy one. They won't want to stay in and listen to their No 1 Little Soldier upstairs a-huffing and a-puffing as he blows his woman up ready for a sticky hot fuck-fest, let alone have to endure him banging away like Philthy Animal Taylor in the room above whilst they are trying to watch Newsnight. (Although, if they do, then at least his Mum will be able to bring him a cup of tea upstairs after she hears it all go quiet).

Living with parents is the easiest, best time of your life, even if you are going back because your cunt-bitch of a woman stitches you up and you find yourself homeless.

Enjoy it little Wilkinsi, stop justifying it with explanations of helping them out. Don't be embarrased by the silly old fools, they brought you into the world and distancing yourself from them makes you look like a stuck up cunt. You're skint, you live in a bedsit in a knocking shop, they want to help you out, you have to move home till you win the Lottery. Such is life.

[shobet]

Remember to paint your bedroom black, buy a lockable case for all your porn and develop the whiney "I fucking hate you!" voice that all teenagers seem to have.
Enjoy!

[wilkinsi]

Why would I need a lockable case? I've got a hard drive full of porn vids. WTF would I wanna paint my walls black? Is that so I can paint it white again with my pud? Fwopping guitars is one thing, but fwopping walls?! UGH!

[wilkinsi]

Update: My Dad and his pikey girlfriend pissed me off to the max yesterday. Nice as pie to me on thursday, then they just turned on me after I returned from Leicester. So here's the plan: Hand in my notice to twaty landlord anyway, find somewhere else, get a taxi from my parents house with all my gear loaded and fuck off somewhere else, then destroy my sim card. I'll just have to do without internet at home that's all.

[Shawn Lutz]

I think given the situation with disfunctional dad regardless if blood is thicker than water your better off without him...sounds to me like he wants your rent $ so he can piss it away...why contibute to a lost cause?

I know he's your dad and all but your 32, but what I'd do is tell the fukker to grow up or get the fuck outta my life. I'm totaly commited to my family but I refuse to let anyone of them drag me down the tubes with stupidity if one wants to self distruct then fine and dandy but I want no part of it

[shobet]

This is just like a soap opera, but with less blondes with big tits.

[RacerX]

I'll just have to do without internet at home that's all.

YAY!!! :ROTF:

[GodOfRhythm]

That's one crappy situation man. But it shows your true colours, you're willing to basically sacrifice most of what you have now to help out your folks. That is definitly honorable!

If I may be so blunt, I'd suggest the next step would be to 're-educate' your own parents and make them more financially sane and independable.

[wilkinsi]

YAY!!! :ROTF:

I'll still have internet access at work ya big boob! :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[fett]

Wendel wilkinsi is a sign of the times. Man, you are 32 years old. I'm 57. That makes me old enough to be your father. If my 24 year old son decided to move back with me , it would be on my terms. And I would pray he wouldn't do that unless he was desperate. You can't change old people. Get your knickers above your knees.

[wilkinsi]

Lending my father my key so he shag his secret girlfriend whilst I'm at work: Father's idea, not mine. I refused several times. Moving back home: Father's idea, not mine. All he's done is pester me like he's desperate, then stab me in the back by talking down to me like I'm a piece of shit. And his excuse? He's my father. And you're right: you can't change old people. Sometimes having a rant on the internet can help influence me to make another decision, which it has.

[fett]

That's great. And, I mean that. It's a shame though.

[Cygnus X1]

I had a call from my dad a couple of weeks ago that he was in over his head over a lot he planned on building a house on in Florida. He's not a drinker or someone who wastes his money in the normal ways, just not too financially saavy. All I could think at first was, I can't give him the $20k he says he overlooked to get everything setup for the house to be built. Sure as hell wouldn't loan a relative money, either. He already owns a nice house there, fully paid, and I asked him, have you considered an equity loan on the house that is paid off? He said he never heard of one...yikes.
So, it can get strange, but I guess we do wind up looking after them ,in one way or another. A circle of steel, he and I call it.

[Rsmacker]

Lending my father my key so he shag his secret girlfriend whilst I'm at work: Father's idea, not mine. I refused several times. Moving back home: Father's idea, not mine. All he's done is pester me like he's desperate, then stab me in the back by talking down to me like I'm a piece of shit.

You should put her on the spit, you and your Dad could enjoy a bit of family bonding, and finally sort out who is the King. (It'll be the one who gets her to do A2M)*

At least threaten to "accidentally" spill your guts to Mummy unless you get some porking practice on the girlfriend.
Erm, it's not your girlfriend he's knobbing is it? With your key and all?


*Brrrr, that thought makes my blood chill actually. My Dad could have ALL my money rather than indulge in any of that nastiness in the same vicinity as me.

[wilkinsi]

No, it's not my girlfriend. Yeuch! I've got FAR better taste in women than him. I wouldn't touch that without a Nuclear Warfare suit. Smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish. She's worse than him (and looks similar to that ginger haired bloke who got decapitated in the film Kingdom of Heaven). Like I said, I already have a plan. As soon as I find a new place, I call a taxi to his house, grab my stuff and leave without even so much as a hint of where I've gone.