BEST Craigslist ad ever!!

[RacerX]

dammit

[MikeStrat]

The next one of you fucking jackasses that emails me with some sob-story bullshit is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list.

:ROTF:

[dangerous_dave]

man i missed out

[heartfielder]

man i missed out

Missed out on what ? The ad's still there, I just read it again.

[RacerX]

Well copy it here please

I just get
"This posting has been flagged for removal"

[TexasRocks]

I missed it as well. Damn, I need a good laugh.

[Cygnus X1]

yup...gone.
Like walking in late for lunch, everyone's busting a nut laughing,
and saying
Furggetaboutit...you had to be there!

[emperor_black]

someone should save such ads if there is a way to. Anyway, what was wrong with the ad?

[Nazgul]

someone should save such ads if there is a way to.

I did .

Here's the ad:
I have approximately 275 to 300 cinder blocks for sale. They are standard 8"x8"x16". They cost about $1.75 plus delivery fees if you buy them somewhere else. I'm asking $1.00 per block.

You pick them up and move them yourself.

Please don't waste my fucking time with endless emails. These are plain old cinderblocks, for fuck sake. You don't need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using these fucking things as building material. That's what they're for, you fucking idiots. Now listen, we're all busy people here. You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that? You don't have to tell me what you're building. I don't give a fuck. I'm not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don't give a fuck. I just want to get these fucking things off my property. So if you want them, get the fuck over here with some money and take them. The next fucking moron that emails me with "I'm building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if..." The answer is NO. Come get the fucking blocks and build it yourself. If I knew how to do masonry, don't you think I'd be using the blocks myself instead of selling them for half fucking price? What the fuck is wrong with you people? The next one of you fucking jackasses that emails me with some sob-story bullshit is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list.

You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don't fuck with me!

[emperor_black]

:ROTF: that sure is the BEST ad ever!! Thanks Nazgul !! Good thinking.

[dangerous_dave]

hmmmm, short temper??

[Rsmacker]

Ah, so Frank Rizzo is selling these cinder blocks? That explains it!

Nice one Nazgul for saving it.

[5074charvel]

I´ll use this as an avatar on everything I´ll sell over the net in the future... Priceless.

[fett]

He's probably a pissed off contractor with a deal gone bad. That or he knew one that pleaded to let him store the blocks on his property. Better still. He speculated that cinderblocks would skyrocket in price and bought a flat or two exprecting to make a killing.:ROTF: :ROTF: