An "Introduction" Forum

[shobet]

This didn't take long to descend to talking about cocks.

An introduction forum sounds like somewhere you would go for some causal sex with some ugly bird who has a pimply arse.

Hello, my name is Shob and I'd like to stick my pink pipe of etc. etc.

[fett]

You leave Seka out of the this. I have a brainstorm or fart and you guys make the horns on my helmet go flacid. Nice work.:ROTF:

[horns666]

This didn't take long to descend to talking about cocks.

An introduction forum sounds like somewhere you would go for some causal sex with some ugly bird who has a pimply arse.

Hello, my name is Shob and I'd like to stick my pink pipe of etc. etc.

[emperor_black]

Such a forum could have a "This Way to the Classifieds" sticky that redirects them to eBay.

:ROTF:

...and we can probably put up a nice "Paypal" logo and put one of our email address and ask the newbies to "contribute". LOL

[jacksoncsplayer]

:ROTF:

...and we can probably put up a nice "Paypal" logo and put one of our email address and ask the newbies to "contribute". LOL

Fuck! i'm not that gullible.

[horns666]

You leave Seka out of the this. I have a brainstorm or fart and you guys make the horns on my helmet go flacid. Nice work.:ROTF:

..Sorry Fett, but you know that's my job..to high jack all the threads I can with my mighty horn. I use my horn like Triceratops poking a T-Rex in the balls.

We'll get Seka to puff your flacid horns..is she still alive??

Many here have heroes such as Eddie, or Randy...mine is Peter North and Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy..

[Horse Called War]

When I seen "Introduction" I was thinking single ads. I am 40 , a cancer with a shaved scrotum

[fett]

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We'll get Seka to puff your flacid horns..is she still alive??

I think she is. Butt that doesn't matter. I have a bunch of her on VHS. Whadda gal.:ROTF:

[horns666]

When I seen "Introduction" I was thinking single ads. I am 40 , a cancer with a shaved scrotum

Ohhh...Good Idea!!

Jeez, I'm happily married for 20 years , but if I wasn't this would be my classified..

Hello, I am a 43 year old male. I am Italian and my awesomeness is grande. I love women with tight bubble butts and a vagina that can crack a walnut. I love shooting my goo on your face, ass, neck, tits or head. I can tolerate some stupidity, but when it exceeds my treshold I will tell you to shut the fuck up. If you don't shut the fuck up I will slap you in the face with my pud. I will do this in line at KMart or Thankgiving dinner at your parent's house...especially if the turkey is dry. I do not tolerate cigerette smoke, grassy knolls, nagging, foul langauge. The "F" word is not lady-like, but I say it 1000 times a day. Your ass shall be purified daily, because my tongue could be in it any given moment. You must be 100% loyal, subserviant, and never question my judgement or authority. My logic and common sense is far superior than yours, but I will let you speak your mind, then say how dumb that is. I am finacially secure. You are not required to work, but you must assist keep my house prestine, cook dinner 5 times a week, and blow or fuck me at least 3 times a week. That is your only duty and I expect it done well. I am your god and you shall worship me. Therefore all your material, emotional, physical needs will be fulfilled. You are my goddess. All men are inferior to me. They are dweebs, punks, bitches and pussies that quiver in my presence...

Now you may think this sound a bit ridiculous..and it certainly is!!!..

This goes far beyound conceit..that it actually overwhelms!

Alot of girls love a true "Badass" , with outrageous humor , confidence and charisma..just with a hint of sensitivity.

Many girls take kindness as weakness, try not to expose your soft underbelly..until you establish ALL of the above, which I can do immediately!!!

I want to "inspire". They say women have "changed" with time..bullshit!!! They're are wired the same as men since our inception, DNA design. No matter how independant a woman proclaims to be, they are stil a woman and need to feel like one. It takes a alpha male to do that..a Caveman with his shit together, they want a "Fonzi"..plain and simple.

Just sharing my tried and true wisdom, bullshit and experience.

Bill Z Bub

[Endrik]

Hey, my name is Endbat and I don't like licking balls

[horns666]

Hey, my name is Endbat and I don't like licking balls

E..our classifieds would look pretty similar I think!!

Nice..hah?

[Bandersnatch]

Ohhh...Good Idea!!



Hello, I am a 43 year old male. I am Italian and my awesomeness is grande. I love women with tight bubble butts and a vagina that can crack a walnut. I love shooting my goo on your face, ass, neck, tits or head. I can tolerate some stupidity, but when it exceeds my treshold I will tell you to shut the fuck up. If you don't shut the fuck up I will slap you in the face with my pud. I will do this in line at KMart or Thankgiving dinner at your parent's house...especially if the turkey is dry. I do not tolerate cigerette smoke, grassy knolls, nagging, foul langauge. The "F" word is not lady-like, but I say it 1000 times a day. Your ass shall be purified daily, because my tongue could be in it any given moment. You must be 100% loyal, subserviant, and never question my judgement or authority. My logic and common sense is far superior than yours, but I will let you speak your mind, then say how dumb that is. I am finacially secure. You are not required to work, but you must assist keep my house prestine, cook dinner 5 times a week, and blow or fuck me at least 3 times a week. That is your only duty and I expect it done well. I am your god and you shall worship me. Therefore all your material, emotional, physical needs will be fulfilled. You are my goddess. All men are inferior to me. They are dweebs, punks, bitches and pussies that quiver in my presence...


Bill Z Bub

HOLY SHIT!!! HAHHAAHHA!!!!

[Cygnus X1]

What...did I display the wrong gear on my intro post?

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Cygnus....X....1

[VitaminG]

When I seen "Introduction" I was thinking single ads. I am 40 , a cancer with a shaved scrotum

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it"

[Spivonious]

When I first read Bill's personal ad I thought it said "Hello. I am a 43 year-old walnut."