MY family

[VitaminG]

You know when you have a new girlfriend and you are proudly stepping out with her at the local watering hole? Then one of your mates takes you to one side and says "Wow, she's hot. Shame about that tit though"
Rrrrright, OK, hadn't noticed it myself, but there you go.
So you have another drink.
Then another one of your mates whispers in your ear "She's stunning. Apart from that tit"
You leave the pub with your woman, but you can't get those comments about the tit out of your mind. Now your super new girlfriend has a problem tit, one you hadn't noticed. You were quite looking forward to nuzzling up to them, but now you aren't so sure. These hooters are going to have to be fixed before you will be happy.

That's how I feel right now.
This bloody pickguard is coming OFF!

well, you wouldn't notice that tit on her arm..... until you caught a reflection of yourselves out together

[horns666]

You know when you have a new girlfriend and you are proudly stepping out with her at the local watering hole? Then one of your mates takes you to one side and says "Wow, she's hot. Shame about that tit though"
Rrrrright, OK, hadn't noticed it myself, but there you go.
So you have another drink.
Then another one of your mates whispers in your ear "She's stunning. Apart from that tit"
You leave the pub with your woman, but you can't get those comments about the tit out of your mind. Now your super new girlfriend has a problem tit, one you hadn't noticed. You were quite looking forward to nuzzling up to them, but now you aren't so sure. These hooters are going to have to be fixed before you will be happy.

That's how I feel right now.
This bloody pickguard is coming OFF!

Vey good man...dude, that tit has to come off..

[shobet]

Why don't you come off over the tit first to see if that cures it.
Nice collection, even if you do have a white van, it's quite likely that we've exchanged gesticulations on a motorway you know...
As for The Sport, it's my other half's favourite paper, she pisses herself reading the reports, while I prefer the pictures. I've never spotted any sport in there, is there any?

[Rsmacker]

well, you wouldn't notice that tit on her arm..... until you caught a reflection of yourselves out together

Oh, very good, you bastard! You're on my list now buddy.:ROTF:

It does explain a lot of things though now I come to think of it!

[Rsmacker]

Why don't you come off over the tit first to see if that cures it.
Nice collection, even if you do have a white van, it's quite likely that we've exchanged gesticulations on a motorway you know...
As for The Sport, it's my other half's favourite paper, she pisses herself reading the reports, while I prefer the pictures. I've never spotted any sport in there, is there any?

Water Sports, perhaps?
We have undoubtably had a run-in on the highways and byeways, I am King of the V-flickers (or "Bird-flippers" to you Yanks). Wait till I get home from my hols, I'm going to buy a Mercedes Sprinter TurboFuckwit - XLWB. Oh yes, then I shall rule supreme. Mwahahaha

Today though, work has ground to a halt, everyone is awaiting my instruction, on this extremely busy Bank Holiday Weekend.
"What shall we do now Fuhrer, erm, boss?"
"Shhhhh, I have vital tit surgery to perform on this guitar......."

[shobet]

I hope you're not going to Cornwall, if so I'll have to run every white van I see off the road along with all the fucking caravans!

I fucking hate caravans...

[horns666]

I was going to say something very meaningless and dumb in this thread...but you are spared by my overwhelming urge to poop!

[atomic charvel guy]

me too but i need my morning wake up and smell the vodka type wakeup. Nice Explorer you got there Smacks, it doesn't suck in any way. What's this about extra tits or something?

[Rsmacker]

Another of my babies I found hidden away.

Coming soon!!! Pics of the Amps of Doom.

[Jack The Riffer]

How's the ugly tit?????

[Nuclear Vampire]

Another of my babies I found hidden away.

Coming soon!!! Pics of the Amps of Doom.

Fucking awesome! A plain-jane shreddin machine! Love that Explorer too.

[VitaminG]

How's the ugly tit?????

he's still posting here.

nice M2, Rs. I get a little melancholy seeing such an unmolested example - makes me think of how much cooler mine could have been before the neck single coil & toggle were added

[shobet]

You'll be one of those blokes with an entire warehouse full of stuff you'll never throw away aren't you? You don't need them all, lend them to me.

[Gartron]

let me see..Gartron's "just one more guitar" checklist
80's Jackson..Check
Maple Neck....Check
Single Hum....Check
Floyd......Check
Snakeskin..Check.
Gay Neon Green Guitar strap..Check.
Current owner likes it so much he'll want buried with it..Check..aww fuck!

That guitar is awesome!!! you lucky , lucky man!!

[Rsmacker]

You'll be one of those blokes with an entire warehouse full of stuff you'll never throw away aren't you? You don't need them all, lend them to me.

No, I already AM one of those blokes. My warehouse makes fett's trailer look empty.
I'll do you a little swap. My toys for the red-haired Hun with the poorly pussy. I bet you get bored before I do.