Speaking of "Scents"

[fett]

:ROTF: :ROTF: Who uses colonge? I do. I have for years. But, this one takes the cake. "Musk" I bought 6 4oz bottles of "Musk" by Monsieur Houbigant for $3 each. If I had a nickel for everytime some lady commented that; "You smell good!", I could have enough money to buy a whore.

[Newc]

"Musk" was the first attempt by the perfume industry to capitalize on the idea of pheromones for humans.

I've often heard its aroma referred to as "pig sweat", and the "philosophy" behind it being that it will make women think you smell like you've been having sweaty sex all day.

Maybe to the whores who have been doing musk-covered sweathogs all day, but you don't use pheromones on them, you wave cash in their face.

[fett]

I don't care.:ROTF: The ladies love it. Here is the neat thing. I splash that shit on my beard and I can't smell it. It's like a Homer Device for the girls.:ROTF:

[scotty]

I had a girlfriend buy me a bunch of colognes just so I wouldn't use Musk any more. She was right, the stuff she got me all rest of my new girl friends loved.

[fett]

It's an age think. I guess.

[Jason1212]

Reminds me of Anchorman. "60% of the time it works every time". That and "It's a formidable scent, quite pungent. It stings the nostrils"

[horns666]

I wash my ass and balls really good with "Soap" and use deoderant...that's it.

guys don't really care for perfumes in reality..we LOVE the smell of a fresh, clean woman..there is no better scent than clean, fresh poon..well same goes for girls.

You can spray channel #5 on a fish..what fuggin' good is that??

[GWARGHOUL]

It's an age think. I guess.

Or maybe it depends on which side of the trailer park you hail from.

\m/!

[fett]

But, I stink good. And I like girls that parfum.:ROTF:

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

all i know is FDS tastes bad.

[Jason1212]

Yeah but did it taste as bad as what it was covering up? I am with Bill, genital hygiene is of the utmost importance.

[SEEGERMANY]

"Who uses colonge?"

I do. But it takes a smart man to know what and how much to use. Nothing is any worse than some dolt bathing in some K-Mart level toilet water!

By the way, I wear Paul Sebastian Select cologne.

[fett]

This "Musk" shit is dynamite.:ROTF: It's a throwback and the new "Old Thing"

[missionguitars1]

Reminds me of Anchorman. "60% of the time it works every time". That and "It's a formidable scent, quite pungent. It stings the nostrils"

Indeed, Sex Panther...none better!

[horns666]

Reminds me of Anchorman. "60% of the time it works every time". That and "It's a formidable scent, quite pungent. It stings the nostrils"