Jury duty

[horns666]

Yes jury duty is annoying as it disrupts your regular work week, but when I get called I will be proud to serve. There aren't a whole lot of countries where you are judged by your peers.

I was judged by my peers once..what dumbfucks!!!

[ozzuk1]

Just pretend to be racist like eter griffin "awefull lot of honkies in here!"

hope it's a fun case...

[horns666]

Just pretend to be racist like eter griffin "awefull lot of honkies in here!"

hope it's a fun case...

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[fett]

I was excused. As in done. I was the only one in the Juror's Room when I came back from a courtroom to check in. I was making small-talk with the Jury Lady and said I didn't have a phone and it would cost me 50 cents to call in for tomorrow. She said; "Don't tell anyone, buy I am going to excuse you. You are done. I didn't whine. Honest. Your Honor :ROTF:

[DrDoug]

Being cheap pays off again Fett!

In the fifteen years we have lived in this town, I have been called for jury duty once. My wife has been called three times. She had to appear in court all three times, and I did not have to go at all when it was my turn. I was hoping to get on some interesting case, but it was not to be. Though my wife was called in all three times, she was not selected. I gave her a few tips an attorney friend gave me to discourage her selection.

It worked...

[fett]

I made a request to wear a hat. It's my blind eye. Flo lights just murder it. It was OK. Between being half-blind and having to fork over 50 cents, I guess, she figured it wasn't worth the hassle.:ROTF: I would have gladly served on a jury. But, this is better.

[RacerX]

Oh yeah, we got to watch a movie, too!

[fett]

The movie was cool. The whole thing could have been cool. But, when the Man and or Lady says you are excused. What would you do? I said; "Thanks" Fuck. I had to raise my had when the judge and the DA asked a question if it applied to me. I had to answer on a mic. That sucked. I was the last bench warmer. They had a jury 20 people ahead of me.