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    The only thing that sucks is the lack of space to display more Jacksons, unless I wanna block off access to the wardrobe ... and the parents might not like me drilling holes into the walls! :ROTF: Seriously though, I'm eating better, I'm safe in the knowledge I won't lose my home if I lose my job, and my internet access costs me fuck all . All I need now is one of those Furman PL8E-II power conditioners. I've got Sound Control to hunt one down since Ebay is a losing game.

    I bumped into my ex-landlord yesterday and he tells me the noisy emo's are gone (3 smackheads and a dealer). Too late now twat, you were warned twice .
    Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

    "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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    So you did move in with your olds in the end then. Are all the porn mags under the bed?

    Nice set up.
    Fwopping, you know you want to!

    VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

    There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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    • #3
      Where are the posters?

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      • #4
        Wow, your monitor is really bright. My eyes would start to hurt after 5 minutes of staring into that lightbulb.
        Scott

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        • #5
          It's a flat screen monitor, courtesy of my father. I think it's the angle at which my camera(-phone) caught it in that shot, maybe the glare from the window too... I have no need for porn mags. I can download vids off the net ... I don't know of anywhere that sells decent posters. Another World shut down years ago.

          I'm on leave at the mo. Don't have to go to work til the weekend.
          Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

          "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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          • #6
            Originally posted by wilkinsi View Post
            I have no need for porn mags.
            Never trust a man who makes this claim. What happens when there's a power cut and you feel the urge to knock one out? When faced with the choice of Anne Robinson leering at you from the front cover of the TV supplement or a frustrated tugging, you will be glad of that old copy of Razzle you didn't stick together.

            Anyway, what the hell do you and your woman do when you are waiting to recharge your thunderstick? Where's the pleasure in sharing the clicking of a mouse? Nothing like getting her to hold one page, you hold the other, gives a hand free each whilst you read the....erm.....cartoons.
            So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

            I nearly broke her back

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            • #7
              ^ heh heh with a hand free each, you soon start to forget about the damn magazine anyway
              "It wasn't the world being round that agitated people, but that the world wasn't flat. [ ... ]
              The truth will seem utterly preposterous, and its speaker, a raving lunatic."

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              • #8
                The best thing is back-scuttling a bird whilst you read a porn mag which you have laid open on her back.
                So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                I nearly broke her back

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                • #9
                  yeeeeeckh.... anyway how do you tell if it's a male bird or a female bird?

                  Oh yeah, you put them in the fridge for 10 min. and the one that says "i'm freezing my balls off in there" is the male
                  "It wasn't the world being round that agitated people, but that the world wasn't flat. [ ... ]
                  The truth will seem utterly preposterous, and its speaker, a raving lunatic."

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