Favourite Lyrics?

[skorb]

Aaaaaayy Man
Haaaaaas Gun

Heyyyyyy Man
Haaaaave Fun

Oh Nice Shot Man!

[Cygnus X1]

Cyg,
I think it's "I will choose a path that's clear". Not "Purpose here"

And it's "IF YOU choose not to decide, you still have made a choice"

Not that I'm keeping score or anything...

Thanks, Bengal.
I still like mine better. Although I did ask for corrections.
Kind of like that .38 Special tune, "Hold On Lucy".

I'm thinking of making a large post of all the stuff I've managed to mangle.
I'm not as dumb as my avatar looks...or is it the other way around?

[horns666]

Ummm..I really had to think hard to pick a song that really touches me in a special place..my balls!!!

Here it is!!

By NWA

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Fuck the police (4X)

[Razor]

My hairs in a rats nest
I look like hell
Half alive or half dead
I just can't tell

Poison - Look What The Cat Dragged In

[semagic]

Doesn't come down when she calls,
"It's time for breakfast."
Momma can't get down those halls
Fast enough to see
Glass is sprayed across the floor
From the broken window.
She can't breathe anymore.
Can't deny what we know.

They're gonna find you, just believe.
You're not a person; you're a disease.

All these lives that you've been taking,
Deep inside, my heart is breaking.
Broken homes from separation.
Don't you know it's violation?
It's so wrong, but you'll see.
Never gonna let you take my world from me.
The world outside these walls may know you're breathing,
But you ain't comin' in.
You ain't comin' in.

daughtry- all these lives

sorry couldn't decide on which line...

[delt]

Hmm, among others --


Red flash clouds choking out the morning sky,
They said it would never come, we knew it was a lie.

-- Megadeth, Set the world afire


Is this all that's left, of my life before me?
Straight jacket memories, sedative highs
No happy ending like they've always promised
There's got to be, something left, for me

-- Queensryche, Eyes of a stranger


Romeo loved his juliet
Their parents told them stop
Then it all turned out peculiar
He couldn't get it up

The king of los angeles
Bought himself a teddy bear
And the queen became shameless
She did it with a chair

-- Helloween, Rise and fall


But then i see a lady in a tight blue dress
I close my eyes, i know what i would go for
Stewardess before the crash

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
I realise the domina feels the same
And i reply "how about your pie?"

-- Edguy, Lavatory love machine

[donf]

"Let me tell you, I got some news for you,
Then you'll soon find out its true
And then you'll have to eat you lunch all by yourself"

Eagles


"The lights are on, but you're not home"

Palmer

[Shawn Lutz]

"lick my love pump"

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

clothes off
face down
ass up

50 cent

[Snoogans]

She stripped away her ranchid poncho
And laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were unconcho
And it was useless any more

Frank Zappa - "Camarillo Brillo"

[toejam]

The second verse to "Pretend" by King's X (from the Dogman album)

I take the longest walks
They always do me good
I just indulge myself
In sorrow singing blues
But then I have to laugh
'Cause it's an outlet too
And if I add it all
It still just wouldn't do
I've come to realize
There's nothing I can lose
So I control myself
Nothing else to do
I'll just remember when
It comes around again
I'd rather be alone
I won't get hurt again...

I pretend

[markD]

"GAR RAR RAR ARGH!!!! HURG BURG SLURGGGG RAAARRRRRR!!!!"

some old FL death metal band - i think it was obituary

[Endrik]

Steve Vai

Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face

[delt]

"GAR RAR RAR ARGH!!!! HURG BURG SLURGGGG RAAARRRRRR!!!!"

some old FL death metal band - i think it was obituary

Hahahahahahaha ---> http://www.deimos.ca/miscjunk/growl_karaoke.swf

[NextInLine]

Peace Sells - MEGADETH (Dave Mustaine)

What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.
What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?

If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.

What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.
What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?

If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line,
But, it better work this time.

Can you put a price on peace?
Peace,
Peace sells...,
Peace,
Peace sells...,
Peace sells...,but who's buying?


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