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I've got incense burning all over the freaking place, every counter, I've got candles lit with a baby shrine dedicated to my father, he was always good luck for the Yanks. I'm chanting, I'm meditating, and I'm still fukkin' throwing whatever is near me in anger and cursing like a crazy shithouse rat in between it all after we got smoked last night. Things change today though as we will return the favor, I personally guarantee it, and then we go home 1-1 which was the goal. I'm glad we've got 2 direct t.v. boxes, one of the remote controls for them is currently 3rd in line at the local slacker #69 club for a wake at 11:30 this a.m., one show only , get your tickets fast to see my completely smashed remote, sufered from on one serious fastball toss at the wall in the kitchen and then repeated jumping up and down on it after the Indians knocked the snot out of us last night, and themn i ended up melting the shattered parts back together with a little fire i started after the game. My girlfriend is gone, she thinks i'm cracked for good, as i went to quick jubilation during the 3rd period of the Ranger game and then back to the militant fukk that I am. she'll be back, she's only at work-lol had you there for a moment.
She was hiding in the closet last night though I was in prime form watching Wango Hango leave balls up in the zone that I could hit into the gap of right center with my cock after half a viagra. NO WAY WE LOSE TODAY, or THIS SERIES. I have to say that or I could be taken away and then I wouldn't be able to do the voodoo that I do.
I am a voodude and I'm fukkin' smashed god damnit!!!!
She was hiding in the closet last night though I was in prime form watching Wango Hango leave balls up in the zone that I could hit into the gap of right center with my cock after half a viagra. NO WAY WE LOSE TODAY, or THIS SERIES. I have to say that or I could be taken away and then I wouldn't be able to do the voodoo that I do.
I am a voodude and I'm fukkin' smashed god damnit!!!!
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