F1 Championship.

[Rsmacker]

i laughed out loud when Hamilton put it in the gravel. i really didn't see that coming!

Nope,nor did he. Oh how I larfed!!! Anyone who just gets a job which involves travelling the world, humping supermodels and getting paid millions which they squirrel away in their Monaco hideaway makes me insanely jealous, so I just like watching them fuck up, crash and lose. (Just like me in my life)

PC Plod: "Excuse me sir, your back tyres are worn to the canvas. Tut tut, that's a large amount of cash and some points that is, and no mistake"

Me: "Piss off Porky, try telling that to Lewis Hamilton. Ha!"

Vrrrrrrroooom

(Cue very slow speed OJ Simpson-style car chase)

[Rsmacker]

Why the fuck did the team not bring him in?

I know you wanted to say "why didn't the team bring him off?" there. Don't fight it my son, let it flow through you.

[Snoogans]

I just don't understand - F1 could/should be the biggest thing in the world - A multibillion dollar enterprise where hugely fit athletes pilot state-of-the-art missiles around spectacular circuits in glamorous locations all over the world. Instead we just get this perpetually illogical and frustrating mess.
It's that fucking Ecclescake bloke....

[Rsmacker]

Yep, little rug-wearing toad.
When Rsmacker F1 gets under way, I'll be making tracks more dangerous, not safer. I guarantee explosions, pile-ups and carnage. The winners will get paid handsomely though!

[zeegler]

I agree, I hate that little dwarf bastard. He is the worst thing for F1, and it will be a great day when he kicks off.

[dangerous_dave]

They didn't bring Hamilton in because Mclaren were hoping it would start raining again as Hamilton was wets.


But they fucked up, bad.

[bibz]

I completely agree with everyone here about raikonnen and eccelstone. See the latest rant by that old coot? Raikonnens response 'I tend not to care to much about what other people say about me'.

[VitaminG]

They didn't bring Hamilton in because Mclaren were hoping it would start raining again as Hamilton was wets.


But they fucked up, bad.

a lot of them did with their tyre choices

[zeegler]

It's embarassing, I'm such a Raikkonen fanboy. :ROTF:

I can't help it though. I like his attitude. From what I've read, he's a huge partier, but when it's time to race, he's all business. He's very subdued and serious, and doesn't even get overly emotional when he wins. I'll bet he gets some primo poontang though.

[Snoogans]

Kimi's cool, and as we all know, it's not a real race unless it's won by a red car.
While we're on the poontang thing, I remember hearing rumours that one of the top F1 drivers enjoys a bit of "friendly fire".
Hey, it must be true, I read it on the Internet....

[zeegler]

Kimi's cool, and as we all know, it's not a real race unless it's won by a red car.
While we're on the poontang thing, I remember hearing rumours that one of the top F1 drivers enjoys a bit of "friendly fire".
Hey, it must be true, I read it on the Internet....

Any idea who?

I'm gonna take a guess and say it's Alonso. :ROTF:

Actually, Hamilton is a bit soft spoken for my liking.

[Rsmacker]

Maybe they are a "very close team"

[Snoogans]

Any idea who?

Well it definitely ain't Jenson, he's tapping that pop chick.

[zeegler]

Well it definitely ain't Jenson, he's tapping that pop chick.

I wouldn't peg him for that sort anyway. He's studly.

[VitaminG]

Well it definitely ain't Jenson, he's tapping that pop chick.

it's all for show. He'll marry her, have a couple of kids, and then confess that he's been banging a gay Portuguese aerobics instructor for the last decade