Just an idea...

[wakeUPdead]

I'm sitting here minding my own damn business and my door bell rings at 8:34 pm EST.

Wtf...right? I'm not expecting people.

I figure screw it, I check the peep hole to see a guy across the hall and some old guy infront of my door.

I open it. He looks at me. The other guy giggles.

He asks "would you be interested in buying some firewood?"

I say,

"at 8 o'clock at night?"

He says, "why sure!"

and I'm kinda staring at him wearing a pantera hoodie with a shaved head hahaha and i'm like...

"no"

What the hell is this guy thinking man? In my little complex he's liable to get shot cause they get yancy about "strangers".

what a jackass.

[ADR]

You have smashed him with a piece of it

[Cygnus X1]

Where have I heard the word "yancy" before...Seinfeld?

Yeah, I would have grabbed 'ole bess,loaded with birdshot, and a cheap "V" and asked, "WTF"? May I help you clowns?

[thetroy]

Maybe it's because I'm a college student, but 8:34 is not even remotely close to late. I often eat dinner at 9 or later and rarely go to bed before 2

[OldSchoolMetal]

Maybe he had a prosthetic leg made of wood for sale! LOL

[heartfielder]

I woulda said "I'll pay for as much wood as I can shove up your ass !!! Fair enough ???"

[wakeUPdead]

Well its early for me cause of the 3rd shift job.

To me you shouldn't be bothering people at that hour. You don't see girl scouts wandering around trying to sell cookies.

Besides who knows what they are really up to? Had I answered the door and wasn't so firm at the threshold they could of forced their way in. Shit like that happens. So I guess them stopping by at night kinda ups the sketch ya know?

I woulda said "I'll pay for as much wood as I can shove up your ass !!! Fair enough ???"

Haha I love that NY attitude!

[delt]

Was he wearing a trench coat? was he naked under it?

probably just a stupid joke.

[SEEGERMANY]

Maybe it's because I'm a college student, but 8:34 is not even remotely close to late. I often eat dinner at 9 or later and rarely go to bed before 2

In the grand scheme of things, 8:30 P.M. is not late. However, it's way too damned late for door to door salesmen, especially if it's some fruitbat trying to sell firewood. Sounds very suspicious to me.

[SouthPlatteDemon]

I live out in the middle of no where. I couldn't believe it one day when some jerk was doing door to door sales out there for trash pickup. It was broad daylight, but I answered the door with my 12 gauge. His first words were, "Whoa!" as he began backing up.

[delt]

^ holy shit

don't you mean "his first word was" ... ?
and "whoa" isn't even a word

[SlasZ]

and I'm kinda staring at him wearing a pantera hoodie with a shaved head hahaha and i'm like...
what a jackass.

Maybe that changed their minds

[SouthPlatteDemon]

^ holy shit

don't you mean "his first word was" ... ?
and "whoa" isn't even a word

"Whoa" not a word? You're kidding right?

[RacerX]

Just ask Keanu!