As long as stuff blows up and there's space ships and aliens I'm good to go. I have a very simple movie rating system: the more shit that gets fucked up the better the movie.
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They've done a great job of capturing a lot of the original Star Trek vibe, but with two crucial exceptions: Uhura's rack & booty. The new Uhura is gorgeous, but every Trek fan knows that's not enough. She's supposed to be fuggin' stacked, period. Her mission: to receive the occasional life & death subspace transmission while being fuggin' stacked, to stand around on the bridge in a mini-skirt being fuggin' stacked, and hopefully appear at least once, fuggin' stacked, in a fur bikini.
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Originally posted by dg View Postthey've done a great job of capturing a lot of the original star trek vibe, but with two crucial exceptions: Uhura's rack & booty. The new uhura is gorgeous, but every trek fan knows that's not enough. She's supposed to be fuggin' stacked, period. Her mission: To receive the occasional life & death subspace transmission while being fuggin' stacked, to stand around on the bridge in a mini-skirt being fuggin' stacked, and hopefully appear at least once, fuggin' stacked, in a fur bikini.
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Originally posted by dg View PostThey've done a great job of capturing a lot of the original Star Trek vibe, but with two crucial exceptions: Uhura's rack & booty. The new Uhura is gorgeous, but every Trek fan knows that's not enough. She's supposed to be fuggin' stacked, period. Her mission: to receive the occasional life & death subspace transmission while being fuggin' stacked, to stand around on the bridge in a mini-skirt being fuggin' stacked, and hopefully appear at least once, fuggin' stacked, in a fur bikini.
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They should bring back the Tribbles. Remember when James Kirk was up to his neck in space vaginas.
Remember "Bonk" Bonk"..those fuggin' crazy ass kids beating their asses. Then Kirk yells "No more Bonk Bonk!!!' They should combine those episodes and Bonk Bonk those fuggin' Tribbles...:idea:"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
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Originally posted by Snoogans View PostThead bumped yet again 'cos there's a new (3rd) trailer been posted!
http://www.startrekmovie.com/
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I hope the Asian chick in the screenshot isn't supposed to be Uhura. Gene Roddenberry picked Nichelle Nichols for a reason.
Plus, if you're doing "kiddie-Kirk and the gang", Uhura can't be anything but black. And stacked, with great legs
The producer "just doing his job" isn't enough. Ang Lee is a great director, but admitted he knew nothing about the Hulk. First movie blew (despite Jennifer Connely being in it, which is enough for me ), and it's a direct result of Ang Lee not being a fan.I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
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Originally posted by Newc View PostThe producer "just doing his job" isn't enough. Ang Lee is a great director, but admitted he knew nothing about the Hulk. First movie blew (despite Jennifer Connely being in it, which is enough for me ), and it's a direct result of Ang Lee not being a fan.Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...
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I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.
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Tho i'm no movie buff, i go to the theatre maybe once a year if not once every few years, and only if someone has to drag me there, i thought the first hulk was awesome, i thought the style and the story was great.
Hulk was kinda meh, his face looked to computer generated, but i liked the movie overall, and how it was more of a drama than a cheezy special effects jerk fest.
haven't seen the second one.
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I never go to the movies. It's been like years. But, this will be a must. I've been an original series fan since I saw the first show in 1966. I was 11 years old then and really into science. I loved the interplay from the original cast, so I hope they get this one right.Tone is like Art: Your opinion is valid. Listen, learn, have fun, draw your own conclusions.
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They got it right. Very good characters. I saw it this morning with the first showing. It's worth it. Awesome special effects as well!
I remember anticipating the first episode of the original series in 1966. This movie is great.Tone is like Art: Your opinion is valid. Listen, learn, have fun, draw your own conclusions.
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