Our Brit Friends

[shobet]

What these simpleton colonials don't realise is we all eat pie 'n' mash all day, drink warm beer (at least it tastes of something apart form pish) and throw out simple one liners like they are going out of fashion.

I'll leave my much more eloquent comrades speak the words, as I do not wish to defile your squeaky clean thread with great uncle fart, ooop felt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bc00V2oark

Enjoy, we all speak like this...






That will confuse the fuckwitts!

[fett]

Bugger off. You guys. I think you guys are AB FAB.

[shobet]

Joanna Lumley had a plastic sphincter, allegedly.

[SEAN RAF]

Joanna Lumley had a plastic sphincter, allegedly.

'Had' a plastic sphincter? Graphite upgrade?

[fett]

Here is why I get a "Double dose of your baby love". That,BTW, is a song lyric.:ROTF: I live Brit hours. It's now 21:24 in England. It sucks when that I wake up at 1 AM my time and have it 8:00 there. But, I love my BBC

[Joe_Steeler]

?...and again...?

I could have spewed a right tirade in response, but I am now able to recall that some of my compatriots are much more ace at this than I am...

Don't let me down you fuckers...

I don't even know what Spotted Dick is. Butr I saw it at the local market and just had to laugh. My wife didn't think it was funny what what the hey. I bought a can of it!! Still sitting on the pantry.

What is it anyway???? the ingredients sounded nasty.

[SEAN RAF]

I think it's cake with currants...I think it was invented in the 1950's to provide the Carry On films with chortle filled scripts...

[sonicsamurai]

Everyone loves the BBC, tweed caps and blazers with the leather elbow pads. My dear friends Caruthers, Foxwitforth, and Chumley all enjoy a good pint of ale, or pimms (usually accompanied by a thrilling game of cricket). Our country pubs are excllent, and in fact appear everywhere, even in the middle of busy cities. We also all live on the manor, and employ butlers. We are also all incredibly evil, and have world reknowned schools for the schooling of future supervillains.

[fett]

Your pucking fubs are vanishing faster than the sun in Spring. In fact, I don't blame you guys for airing out your bloomers. If I lived in a country that was going down the crapper, I might do the same thing.

[shobet]

Have you understood anything you just wrote or did you get it off that "darn fanlged interweb thing"?

[fett]

I get nothing from anybody. What I write is just me. If it means pissing my name in snow, read it and weep. And my english are good, two.

[VitaminG]

I've watched To The Manor Born, Are You Being Served, and Metal Mickey. I understand the Brits.

[Cygnus X1]

We have watched "Keeping Up Appearances" for years, on PBS, and my wife and I wish we could have watched a bit more of "Are You Being Served?" I thought that show was ribald and very funny. Not that it counts, but Monty Python has been a staple of my limited TV diet for decades. Somehow, also,
"As Time Goes By" is a bittersweet, good show. I can't nail down just why I like it.

[RacerX]

They do seem to enjoy talking about arse quite a bit...

[DrDoug]

I don't even know what Spotted Dick is. Butr I saw it at the local market and just had to laugh. My wife didn't think it was funny what what the hey. I bought a can of it!! Still sitting on the pantry.

What is it anyway???? the ingredients sounded nasty.

Just don't keep the spotted dick next to a can of El Paso Baby Clams... :ROTF: