There should be...or is there already?

[emperor_black]

...a voice controlled television! I am feeding the kid and as she is falling asleep I find out that I cant reach the television nor the remote control to bring the vol down. I wish I could say "volume down" and the volume would lower. Or I could say "Change Channel" and I can watch Police Chases.

[RacerX]

Well you could hook up The Clapper to the tv

[emperor_black]

well, that would turn the tv off. No one's turning the tv off! :ROTF:

[delt]

bah, you'd have to yell "VOLUME DOWN" so loud and so many times you'll end up waking up the entire block

[atomic charvel guy]

I'd be yelling "Cut!!!" "stunt Cock!!! we got a low clearance clit here, let's get going people, let's go !!!!" -sorry lost my head. Was on the set there for a minute, where's the fluffer?

[horns666]

I hate those boosted comercials that are 10 louder than the program your watching. I'm scrambling for the remote, that I'm laying on..WTF??!!

Tommy..AWESOME line..meetcha at my home!

[KMud]

I hate those boosted comercials that are 10 louder than the program your watching. I'm scrambling for the remote, that I'm laying on..WTF??!!

Tommy..AWESOME line..meetcha at my home!

Get yourself a TV or receiver with volume normalisation...I hate loud commercials too...

...one thing Monty Python wanted but were never allowed to do was have every subsequent skit at a slightly lower volume, so having people turn their TVs up more and more until...BOOM! Back to full volume

[horns666]

Get yourself a TV or receiver with volume normalisation...I hate loud commercials too...

...one thing Monty Python wanted but were never allowed to do was have every subsequent skit at a slightly lower volume, so having people turn their TVs up more and more until...BOOM! Back to full volume

That's funny I was thinking about John Cleese advertising Magnavox "smart TV" some years ago..that kept your volume level..and it poofed!!

I'll check into that volume thingy..Those loud commercials suck ass!!!

[Spivonious]

If the TV was voice activated, then what would happen if the show you were watching said "turn off the T.V.!" ?

And Orgazmo is a fantastic movie. "Quick! To the Orgazmobile!" "What?" "My Buick Century!"

[delt]

If the TV was voice activated, then what would happen if the show you were watching said "turn off the T.V.!" ?

Haha, good one, didn't think about that. then every commercial would start with "VOLUME MAX! VOLUME MAX!"

[emperor_black]