Halloween is coming up soon

[fett]

I already got my candy on the cheap. Like way cheap. But, I am fett. It's good shit man. I expect about 10 or 15 kids. I hope. Then I will just pig out.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Nuclear Vampire]

I was getting last years candy ready and the wife gave me shit and threw it all out. "You can't hand out that old candy!" She said. Then she went and spent like $40.00 on new shit that will sit around until next fucking year.

[Flametop]

It's all about the kids man. I throw down for the best stuff and hand out heaps of it. The world, as it is, is fast paced and fuckked up enough for kids these days. We deck the house and grounds out for a creepy scare, and reward well for those who dare. I say, if the kids are our future, we have to give them a good past....Halloween memories included!!

[fett]

I am eating an 11oz bag of Butterfinger Crisp. $1.24. And cooking a $12 steak that cost me $2.60. Screw the kids.

[Flametop]

I really couldn't give a shit what your eating on dollar wise friend, that's your bag. But as far as the kids go, well, we're gonna die and they are gonna take over. So I'm investing all of my time and positive energy in my own and any other kids that my actions can help.

[fett]

What I said didn't come out right. I guess. Let's see. I have been a foster parent; a Den Mother; a Scout Master; a Little League Coach twice and kids are great. You guys enjoy them while you can. I am too old for that stuff now.

[Flametop]

No... it came out fine. It just needs fine tuned. You are never too old. We need the "old" to guide the youth. There is youth here on the JCF. If you are going to spew your "wisdom" on a daily and random basis, find an "I'm a old codger and I don't give a crap" board to do it on. You learn till you die, and you teach till you die. Everyone here knows I'm not a fan of "postiarrea", which you suffer so badly from, so, we should probably pm or meet in chat so I don't "enable" you...:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Flametop]

I'm not going to list my credits, but with children 8,17,and 23 I have been a present and positive force in all three. It's not like a web bitch slap, but more like a "remember when and do it again" my friend.

[thetroy]

You guys are funny.

I have mostly stopped eating candy over the past couple years but I can still go for a big pile of chocolate every now and then

[Cygnus X1]

I'm not going to list my credits, but with children 8,17,and 23 I have been a present and positive force in all three. It's not like a web bitch slap, but more like a "remember when and do it again" my friend.

Huh. And your avatar looks like....

Shaving Cream! Shaving Cream,
shave every day and you'll always be clean....

Nevermind.

[RacerX]

I give out money.

[jacksoncsplayer]

I give out money.

Damn. i'm gonna dress up like a guitar and go to your house.

[Thrust]

No kids come to my house

[Pigsnatcher]

Nothing like the look on a kids face when they bite into a caramel covered onion!!!!

[Jason1212]

We give out good candy and trinkets (rings, yoyo's, toy spiders) every year. If I can get it on close out halloween night that's kick ass. What does cost have to do with anything? A bag of Milky Ways at $1.50 isnt better than a bag at $5.50?