My DVD player doesn't work.

[fett]

Well, it didn't this morning. Could it be the fact that it was under 45 degrees in my trailer? I'm a Viking god-like freezing person. I'll turn on the heat when it gets really cold. Hell, I still leave the bedroom window open.

[Pigsnatcher]

Hey Fett, why exactually isn't it working? What is it doing? I've had many issues like this, problems with DVD players. I think I may wear out the lazers playing burned DVDs.

[destructin_od]

hey! you are a viking god like. don t you spose to beat the crap out of it until it works again?...





or not

[fett]

It's "Caligula":ROTF: As in legit. It's too cold for the sucker to spin.

[Special-K]

throw it out the window! :P

[fett]

What!!!! That's the bestest movie ever.:ROTF:

[Outlander]

I think he meant the DVD player not the movie Fett. Most DVD players wont work in humid or too cold environments. They usually have a temporery shut down mode until the environment is to their liking.

[Ripley7t]

Sit on them and warm them up. A can of Bush beans should do it along with that 30 pack of Miller Lite.

[krimson]

Sit on them and warm them up. A can of Bush beans should do it along with that 30 pack of Miller Lite.

Would that environment be more to it's liking?

[Special-K]

I think he meant the DVD player not the movie Fett. Most DVD players wont work in humid or too cold environments. They usually have a temporery shut down mode until the environment is to their liking.

Yes I meant the DVD player

[fett]

I did a few Viking whacks on it and Romans rule.

[straycat]

Speaking of dirty movies I rented one last week(VHS) and had to take it back because it wouldn't play.Got another it wouldn't play either so I went back and told them my problem and the girl at the counter started to laugh and explained that the tape was marked HEAD CLEANER.Hell I thought that was the name of the movie!!!!

[DARYLV]

Redneck.:ROTF:

[Special-K]

Redneck.:ROTF:

Leave the old man in piece...
You know when you are lonely in a trailer full
of guitars.. you get sick of them and there comes
the time you want to watch some porn...
And the worst thing that can happen is that your DVD player
doesn`t work just in that time...
So fett I understand your pain


P.S.: sorry had to do it :P :ROTF: :ROTF:

[fett]

But now I have 8 or 9 pairs of rubber gloves. So I can practice Safe Sex.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: