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I can't wait for the Mullet to come back - I may be off a year of so, but 2009-2910 is the year of the mullet's triumphant return
20 years from when the mullett jumped the shark. Just look at a few key indicators.
Fact - We all said in 1982 that Bell bottoms were gone so long that there was no way those things were coming back.
Fact - The hairstyles today are as fragmented as the social groups. Almost any hairdo can be worn without fear of retribution.
FACT - I argued with a kid that was growing his hair out and it was shoulder length and long on top. He had swept the shorter sides over his ears and the moppy top was parted to the side - it was a mullett, but he wouldn't admit it and laughed.
I predict that there will be some subtle changes to the style that will keep the "NWOAMW - New Wave of American Mullet Wearers" oblivious to what they have done until it's too late and the style will be everywhere. By the time the Trojan horse has delivered it's payload, a full 10% of the population will be infected. There will be nowhere to hide, and we will all embrace the Mullett laughing at todays styles especially baggy pants.
This is your Nutsrodumbass prediction for Nov 2007.
Signed,
Nutstro
20 years from when the mullett jumped the shark. Just look at a few key indicators.
Fact - We all said in 1982 that Bell bottoms were gone so long that there was no way those things were coming back.
Fact - The hairstyles today are as fragmented as the social groups. Almost any hairdo can be worn without fear of retribution.
FACT - I argued with a kid that was growing his hair out and it was shoulder length and long on top. He had swept the shorter sides over his ears and the moppy top was parted to the side - it was a mullett, but he wouldn't admit it and laughed.
I predict that there will be some subtle changes to the style that will keep the "NWOAMW - New Wave of American Mullet Wearers" oblivious to what they have done until it's too late and the style will be everywhere. By the time the Trojan horse has delivered it's payload, a full 10% of the population will be infected. There will be nowhere to hide, and we will all embrace the Mullett laughing at todays styles especially baggy pants.
This is your Nutsrodumbass prediction for Nov 2007.
Signed,
Nutstro
You can easily faux-hawk it as well.
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