If you're gonna get a hernia,,,,

[GodOfRhythm]

prison? what u do?

He's the one that put 'em in there.

[Spivonious]

I had a double hernia thingy when I was about 6 months old. Needless to say, I don't remember a thing.

And no, it wasn't from too much sex. You guys are gross.

[delt]

Well, at least your tongue and your fingers still work if she understands that the pink oboe is in for repair, then it's all good

[DrDoug]

I guarantee that after the surgery, sex is going to be the last thing on your mind.

[MikeStrat]

i assume a hernia is a sore you get from fuckin' too much?

I've had 4 and that's what I tell everyone.

Don't I wish.

[Rsmacker]

I've had 4 and that's what I tell everyone.

Don't I wish.

No, herpes and hernias are different things altogether

[Rsmacker]

I was asked over and over by just about every nurse and doc how it happened. I would just point at my wife and she would smile.

That's fine, provided she isn't of the erm, "well-fed" variety of lady. They might think you got it lifting her fat arse up!

[Firebird V]

No, herpes and hernias are different things altogether

they both start with HER though which is what got Fusion Farmer here in the first place...

lol.

[Rsmacker]

Yep.
Helpful info...
My doctor suggested a stool softner the first 3-4 days.
Made life for me much easier.
No straining and pushing during crap jobs.
You strain and push a turd out and you'll pop your new gasket,
and back in for surgery you go.
The softner softens the turd/s so they come out much much easier and fresh after a hernia surgery this very important. Even if the crap is alittle runny gravy like, this is okay and makes life easier your first 3-4 days after surgery. I can't emphasize the significance of a stool softner the first 3-4 days.

Stool softener? Isn't that a cushion?
Oh no, hang on, I know, it's one of those devices like we found in my mate's parents' bedside cabinet when we were kids. It has prongs and nodules and bristles and stuff, and it buzzes when you switch it on. Kind of like a strange lightsabre. I guess his Dad must have had a hernia and just wanted to chop things up a bit before he nipped one off. I always wondered exactly what it was used for. I'm going to ring my mate now and tell him the mystery is solved.

[StukaJU87]

prison? what u do?

He's the one that put 'em in there.

No, I do not put them in there. My job is to keep them in there. I am a correction officer.

[kp59]

oh man..... Never.... I say never...

screw those fat girls standing up , whiel trying to hold them up.

You'll keep getting those hernias if you do...trust me!

[DrDoug]

That's fine, provided she isn't of the erm, "well-fed" variety of lady. They might think you got it lifting her fat arse up!

Nope! My wife is 5' 7", weighs 135 lbs. and wears a size 6.

Here is a shot of her and our son Alex, from about 8 years ago (nothing more recent on our server at the moment!):

http://slackersforum.servebeer.com/pics/alex9.jpg

And for equal time, here is a pic of my old ugly mug (old pic too, about 10 years ago):

http://slackersforum.servebeer.com/pics/DougCamp.jpg

We are a house full of skinny asses...lol!

[shredhed]

Dude, it hurt so bad that I had to crawl on all fours to get to the toilet.

But the Oxy-codone helped a lot

[FusionFarmer]

That's fine, provided she isn't of the erm, "well-fed" variety of lady. They might think you got it lifting her fat arse up!

that ain't the case here either 5'6", 125# It really has'nt been bothering me much lately, but I am still going to try to get it fixed next week if possible, haven't told the GF about the upcoming sex break, as long as I flip her a couple of my pain pills she won't mind

[FusionFarmer]

Holy Crap this fuggin hurts

Went in Fri for surgery, Went to a couple of different Doctors first, felt good about this one, he just went to a large doctors convention/lecture that dealt with hernia surgery practices, both doctors I saw wanted to do open surgery, this guy uses the reinforcing mesh while the first older doc didn't,, anyways outpatient surgery in and out in about 5 hours, but The fuckin pain the next morning was really rough, a little better on Sun, and basically tolerable from Mon on. still poping TyLox, 500mg oxycodone and tylenol. playin hell keepin the girlfriend out of em tho, shes gotta thing for pain meds,, but hell I have her feedin the cattle and chopping firewood as well as waitin on me all day and night, and while sex is out of the question, bjs are workin for now still pretty touchy tho, might be wise to hold off for a while but,,,,,good advice on the stool softeners, crappin ain't no fun, I can't wait to get back to normal,,