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BAHH FUCKIN HUMBUG.......I hate fuckin X-mas and everything that goes along with it!
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Here is what I don't like about Christmas. It's when your dau-in-law tells you what to get for the little buggers. Because that is what they told her.
When I buy a present, it is what I think is a cool gift. As far as I am concerned, grandpa is going to give the boys a pack of Fearless weenies and the girls will get a pack of Ballparks.:ROTF:
I am a true ass set to this board.Comment
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Yep, I hate being presented with a list."POOP"Comment
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Our daughter is an adult now, and our son will be 13 in February. So Santa is long gone now. I never directly ask the kids what they want, I just pay attention to what they are interested in and work with that.
Our kids know that it is all about giving, not getting. They buy presents for each other (we fund them until they can fund themselves), and we do not ask each other what the other wants. It is a gift, not a shopping list of 'I want...'.
Though I do hate the advertising starting in October and berating us nonstop until afterward. That and tearing down the tree and packing everything away afterward.Comment
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Oh Boy, then you may want to stay outta there.Originally posted by Cygnus X1 View Post
It's all tongue-in-cheek, locker room, potty humor X 1000!!!
But don't let that fool ya, I'm a nice guy...no matter what they say.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Dont mind Xmas.... Its the bloody songs i hate... not looking forward for it.If your mum stabbed ya you wouldnt get upset... You would say ' Ohhh shit mum stabbed me! I better go to a hospital'. - ChopperComment
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xmas sucks without the snow"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Originally posted by Endrik View Post
E, Shove your pud in a snow cone..then wear the cup as a hat when the ice melts.
That's what I do..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Im excited, but my birthday and Christmas are very close to each other (my B-day is the 19th) so I just get a lot of shit at one time! lol
this year, my Kramer mutt should be home by then, and I will be picking myself up an old Randall RG80 or 100Out Of IdeasComment
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couldn't say - I've never experienced a xmas WITH snowOriginally posted by Endrik View Post
I still look forward to xmas. Partly because of the kids, but also because I just get off on the whole vibe of the season.
I don't do the whole "lunch at her parents place, dinner at mine". We usually just spend time with the immediate family - me, her & the kids. If someone drops in, we're happy to share a xmas drink with them, but we don't invite people around & we don't go catching up with people either.
I want to spend the day opening presents by the tree, eating, drinking & playing with the kids. And staying out of the heat as much as possible - it gets up over 90 on xmas day here.Hail yesterdayComment
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I figured you were alright, most of the time.Originally posted by horns666 View PostOh Boy, then you may want to stay outta there.
It's all tongue-in-cheek, locker room, potty humor X 1000!!!
But don't let that fool ya, I'm a nice guy...no matter what they say.
It's those other times, I wouldn't let you near my dog, even.:ROTF:
Merry Christmas, Bill...and to yours especially.Comment
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oh, and I fully agree with everyone that says it's a time for giving, not for completing other people's wishlists. I can't say that I'll be getting "________", because I never tell anyone what I want. It's up to them how much they spend, what they would like to buy for me, and if they want to buy anything at all. I'm always grateful for whatever I get. I get a bigger buzz seeing if people enjoy what I've picked out for them anywayHail yesterdayComment
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Merry Christmas to you, and to yours..and your doggy too.Originally posted by Cygnus X1 View PostI figured you were alright, most of the time.
It's those other times, I wouldn't let you near my dog, even.:ROTF:
Merry Christmas, Bill...and to yours especially.
Actually, stop by and visit..it's a good way to get to know each other. As best we can in "print"..we'd hit it off if we actually met...I think.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by wes225225 View Post
He is real, that man who creeps into your room and empties his sack everywhere on Christmas Eve. Remember, if he touches you inappropriately or wants a little kiss and a cuddle, don't tell anyone, or all the presents he has ever brought you will disappear instantly. That glowing red thing is Rudolph's nose, honest.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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