Wondering why? (Just some points to ponder)

[guitarsjb]

yeah, I'm bored.

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?

Why did the kamakazi (sp?) pilots wear helmets?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

If you try to fail and you succeed, which have you done?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If someone with a split personality threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviated so long?

If you choke a smurf, what color would he turn?

If an asp in the grass is a snake, why is a grasp in the ass a goose?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "quit while you're ahead"?

Just wondering..

[emperor_black]

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

that one's a classic Jeri !

[JacksonDean]

Why do we cut down a tree then chop it up?

How is it that your house can burn up and burn down at the same time?

[Jack The Riffer]

Why does Night fall but it's day that breaks?

[DrDoug]

Why do people say "Does a bear crap in the woods?", when polar bears do no such thing?

[Axewielder]

Why does my shit keep get ruined when I smoke near both
"flammable" and "inflammable" liquids?

[Bengal]

Why don't eggs taste like chicken?

[Jack The Riffer]

Why do lighters say to keep away from fire when the damn flame is right on top of them when you light them?

[atomic charvel guy]

Why isn't the rest of the plane made out of the same material as the indestruxctible black box?

Why are there braille pads at drive up ATMs?

[RacerX]

Lots of these can be answered here:

http://www.straightdope.com/

and

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/

[mhalsey]

Why are there braille pads at drive up ATMs?

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Why Why Why but Why!!!!!

[Newc]

Why do they call it a "pair" of pants when you only get one?

When you're looking for something around the house, why do people say "It's always in the last place ya look"? Of course it is. I found it, so why keep looking? If it was in the first place I looked, it would've been the last place I looked.

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Why do they call it a "pair" of pants when you only get one?

When you're looking for something around the house, why do people say "It's always in the last place ya look"? Of course it is. I found it, so why keep looking? If it was in the first place I looked, it would've been the last place I looked.

Or how about when someone asks, "Where did you leave it?"

If I fucking knew that, I would go get it.

[fett]

Why do pessimistic weather people say; "Partly Cloudy"? It would sure as hell for us in the Northwest be better if they said; "Partly Sunny". I have been here 4 years and I still haven't figured out the difference.:ROTF: