Question for you USA'ers

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Ok, if you're bored, learn to count, that's sort of like ecomnonimics.

I'll stop calling you a twat now was I think you're more of a minge.
There you go count that as your cuntuppance! And answer the question about the rising sun graphic. Or are you unable to formulate an answer? Maybe I should help you.

"I don't mind the rising sun graphic as I'm a bit inbred and my eye are so crossed I can't actually focus on the screen unless I've drunk some anti-freeze. I also once slept with a pig at the farm. Unfortunately we had to have the offspring put down. But they did make mighty fine eating! Yes sireee, them runts filled a space. Pity I can't go to make poopoo now as I've stuffed a pile 'nanas up my sphincter. Oh well. Teacher tells me one day my balls will drop and I can stop wearing a dress. I like gingham and so do the truckers I hang out with. Billy-bob the knob says I have the sweetest little corn-hole he's ever tasted (must be all the 'nanas). Once at summer camp I ate a fish. It smelled like my winky. Pa says his winky smells the same and it does I smelled it."

That's pretty close to what I think you'd have said.

You quoted my response. Pay attention instead of just throwing out random insults.

This whole thread was about a socialist Canadian complaining about nanny style governement alcohol regulations and the customs questions. Which is still very ironic.

[Freyr]

You quoted my response. Pay attention instead of just throwing out random insults.

This whole thread was about a socialist Canadian complaining about nanny style governement alcohol regulations in the customs questions. Which is still very ironic.

Irony, the spice of life!

Also, I never claimed to be a socialist

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Irony, the spice of life!

Also, I never claimed to be a socialist

Liberal then. Big difference right.

[Freyr]

Liberal then. Big difference right.

How is a liberalist complaining about government alcohol regulations ironic then? Plus, there is a huge difference between social liberalism (to which you're making the brilliant reference), and classical liberalism.

[SouthPlatteDemon]

So which do you align?

Understandably so, one would assume social based upon your visual support of traditional labor insignias.

[fett]

I like my avatar.:ROTF: Speaking of liquor laws. Guess what I found today walking from one thriftstore to the one next door? Give up? It was an unopened 16oz can of "Tilt". It's that shit that is 8.0 and full of caffeine and other healthy things. I won't even drink this piss. I'll just save it. They ought to outlaw that stuff.

[shobet]

I'm socialist, want to make something of it, like a plane, a tree or a small helicopter?

Anyway, you've still not answered my question, so that leads me to deduce several things.

1. You're a twat/minge/tosser/ or my favourite, cunt. Delete to suit your mood.
2. You're possibly 12 with the equipment that goes with that age.
3. You probably believe in creationalism, so look really unevolved.*
4. You look like one of Meatloaf's turds. Or possibly the last one that Elvis squeezed out when he died on his throne. Thus making you responsible in your denseness for the passing of the King. Ooooh, that works on two levels.
5. Did I mention you're a twat/minge/tosser/ or my favourite, cunt.
6. You looked better when you were a chimp.
7. You like Kerry King because you want to have his babies.
8. You're a repressed homosexual, but fuck pigs to hide that fact.
9. You need prescription glasses, but they make your eyes look closer than you by about half a mile. That's a British mile not one of your US ones.
10. You more than likely smell of wee, possibly your own but the jury is out on that one.
11. You wear a lumberjack shirt and have a mullet.
12. You failed your driving test, because the Pacer had more CCs than you have brain cells.
13. You can't count so all these numbers mean nothing to you.
14. Secretly you're a communard, my money is on the one with the high pitched voice who likes to cottage.
15. Still with me, I doubt it.
16. You've never seen a woman naked apart from the magazines you found in the house.
17. You don't know that Hitler invaded Poland via Perl Harbour so the Japanese Battle flag looks like a blokes sphincter after a particularly hot vindaloo.
18. You don't understand what a vindaloo is.
19. You're not black, asian, red, or white. My money is on green. Given than you probably eat soap.
20. Did I mention that you're a twat/minge/tosser/ or my favourite, cunt?
21. You are unable to move due to the fact that your cushions are sucked up your arse as you are so anal.
22. You think sarcasm is a place in Mississippi.
23. You're unable to spell Mississippi.
24. You're married to your mothers brothers pig.
26. You didn't spot that I missed out 25.
27. You've not really got a Penguin dictionary for the interminably dumb, so you've no idea what I'm on about.
28. This is your IQ.
29. This is your sperm count.
30. Is a nice round number and it's the number of toes you have.

I look forward to your reply.



* Thanks to Bill Hicks for that line.

[Bengal]

Shobet,
Remind me never to piss you off... Wow... What a list... I'm laughing my ass off...

But what IS a "vindaloo"???

[shobet]

A vindaloo is food of the gods.
Or one of these http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vindaloo.

Shit, he knows now. Oh well he'll never eat one as it will kill him as it doesn't really mix with soap.

[Bengal]

Ah, now that joke is even more funny...

It looks interesting, to say the least...

[shobet]

Got to be tried to be believed. It's nice after the second mouthful when the pain stops.
Must be accompanied by Indian lager. If you're ever in the UK I'll take you to a curry house and watch you eat one. Actually all the UK JCF'rs will come and watch.

[Bengal]

I love the UK. Land of big tits and bad teeth...

I should have tried that when I was there. But I wanted Fish and Chips. Probably faired better that way. And after that I was only looking for a cold glass of Diet Coke that didn't taste like frog piss. That was an adventure. Never really found a cold one...

[jacksoncsplayer]

That's just wrong dude. :ROTF:

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Am I really supposed to feel owned by a list of random pot shots that really have nothing to do with me?

I guess one could start with the "Your momma is so fat..." type stuff, but I would rather slam you for the shithole you reside in or the ignorant belief system you support.

To me, that hits home a bit more than calling someone a redneck, etc.

So bring your shit. Tell me why capitalism is worse than socialism. In fact, I'll really let you step up to the plate and let me know why objectivism is worse than socialism.

I'll let you reference your main source of information like wikipedia to establish your thoughts and philosophies.

You've got ten minutes.

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Tick tock goes the clock sherbert. We are waiting!