Don't "Go Off" half cocked

[Strat God]

Hey, Brits are almost like us!

I only have time to hate camel-fuccin Muslim extremists who want to kill my family. ...oh, and if that offends anyone......GOOD.

[fett]

I will give you a prime example. I was e-mailing my son and we were having a good time. He typed something that was in jest, and I knew it. I typed back; "Fuck you" with no smilies or a LOL. That hurt him deeply. I had to go back and explain it was a :ROTF: . There is something lost on the web when our thoughts and intent get misunderstood.

[Freyr]

I will give you a prime example. I was e-mailing my son and we were having a good time. He typed something that was in jest, and I knew it. I typed back; "Fuck you" with no smilies or a LOL. That hurt him deeply. I had to go back and explain it was a :ROTF: . There is something lost on the web when our thoughts and intent get misunderstood.

:ROTF: You basically told your son to fuck off? That's classic. Go Fett Go!

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Think of it as reciprocal love (you'll have to look that up no doubt). I prefer to stay indoors and goad you as I think you're a bit of a cock. But at least you speak your mind, what little of it you have that is. I applaud you for your efforts. (that still looks like a bloke wanking to me).

May god bless you and your queen. Ah hell, bless the whole royal family.

[shobet]

I think you'll find they're a Greek/German cross breed, probably as inbred as you are.

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Hey, Brits are almost like us!

I only have time to hate camel-fuccin Muslim extremists who want to kill my family. ...oh, and if that offends anyone......GOOD.

Don't fall for that shit. They are nothing like us.

As history tells us, we have to keep an eye on Europeans just like the rest of the world.

[fett]

:ROTF: You basically told your son to fuck off? That's classic. Go Fett Go!

Yeah, I was shocked. Be careful what you say.

[shobet]

Don't fall for that shit. They are nothing like us.

As history tells us, we have to keep an eye on Europeans just like the rest of the world.

You have such a rich and long history to draw your informed (cough) opinion from.

[Spivonious]

I've gotten in trouble boatloads of times for forgetting to put the smilie on the end of a sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek line. Intent does not transmit well in text.

SPD: You're a troll. Please go away.

[shobet]

I've gotten in trouble boatloads of times for forgetting to put the smilie on the end of a sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek line. Intent does not transmit well in text.

SPD: You're a troll. Please go away.

Don't make him go away, I'll have no one to play with, well apart from myself.

Now there's an idea, I think I'll go to the mastubatorium and have a quick hand-shandy. I'll make sure I'm thinking of you SouthParkFace or whatever the name you somehow managed to randomly type out on the keyboard. Give me your address and I'll even mail the fruits of my efforts.

[SouthPlatteDemon]

SPD: You're a troll. Please go away.

I prefer "troller". Gives it that fishing feel.

[shobet]

Mummy, mummy, look a talking chimp.

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Mummy, mummy, look a talking chimp.

Now your degrading to playground style. It was more fun when I didn't really understand the slang. LOL!

[Bengal]

Emoticons are fuckin' lame and I refuse to use them. I hated those smiley face shirts in the 70's, I'll be damned if I'm gonna pepper my posts with those lame things...

But I do understand that sarcasm can sometimes be lost in the written word. So I'll type "kidding" or something like that. Beats them emoticons...

But also people need to take this place with a grain of salt. Myself included...

[shobet]

Now your degrading to playground style. It was more fun when I didn't really understand the slang. LOL!

And there was me thinking I was raising it.

Well I've raised something thinking about the love we could share and now I'm typing with one hand. It's taking ages, I really shouldn't think of you whilst I'm whacking away, I could be here all night at this rate.