Mr & Mrs Bill Z Bub's 20th wedding annivesary

[horns666]

Well, I surprised my wife today. She keeps her wedding ring in a safe place, so it doesn't get messed up. She wears a secondary band all the time. I couldn't afford an expensive diamond ring 20 years ago. The ring is very nice, white gold and blue sapphires mounted in the setting. But The original diamond wasn't even a 1/4 carat. That stone is mounted in a necklace now. I bit the bullet and bought her a extremely nice full carat diamond..its all sparkly and shit!!

She put up with my silly ass all these years..and never once bitched or complained about my toys, hobbies, habbits, or interests, and most important she's still very hot, loyal, supportive, an awesome monm and cook...and that's RARE find. Anyone happily married for a while knows what I'm saying!!!

So, I told St. Valerie since its our anniversary, she should put her ring on. She discovered the pretty box where it's usually kept and ..well..she's VERY VERY happy, and so am I!!!

That's why I've been away from the board..I been sidetracked with getting this.

Our annivesary is November 14th..but I couldn't wait to give it to her!!!

Happy, fat, bald and sexually satisfied,

Bill Z Bub

[sully]

congratulations, ya silly bastid! that's a very sweet thing that you did for her. here's to many more, sir!

sully

[MikeStrat]

Congratulations to you and saint Valerie.

[horns666]

Thanks guys..I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get some later..

After 20+ years, that still excites me..

That's a good thing..yes??!!!

[fett]

All I can say is I just wish it would have happened to me. Bless everyone that has made this possible.

[horns666]

All I can say is I just wish it would have happened to me. Bless everyone that has made this possible.

I wish it could have too Fett!!!!!

She'll ALWAYS be in your heart.

[shobet]

Congratulations, does she wear your other ring on her finger?

[toejam]

Congrats, Sweet William!

[sully]

Thanks guys..I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get some later..

After 20+ years, that still excites me..

That's a good thing..yes??!!!

oh HELL yes! i think it's a fantastic thing to still wanna nail the missus!

sully

[Reverend Timmy]

Congrats,Bill!May you have twenty more............

[Bengal]

Congrats Bill...

[Rsmacker]

Congratulations, does she wear your other ring on her finger?

Don't answer this one Horns, it's a trap!!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself Shob, you pervert.
(So long as it's not the hand she makes his breakfast with, no problem)


Congrats Horns, obviously up for "life without parole"! Well done!

[Alvin_Wilson]

Congrats to you both!!!

[VitaminG]

wow, 20 years! That's awesome, Bill. Congrats to the Zurlos on sticking it out so long and still feeling the passion after all these years.

[horns666]

wow, 20 years! That's awesome, Bill. Congrats to the Zurlos on sticking it out so long and still feeling the passion after all these years.

Thank guys..fucking Shob..yes, the finger!!!!!

This Zurlo will be sticking it out for the other Zurlo later..

I've been sticking that thing out for her since 1984..when Ratt came out...in your direction.

Man, what a visual. Valerie still looks the same since she was 16,..she's still 88 lbs. Me, I was a strapping 175lbs with a "Taxi" Tony Danza hair and build when I met her..now I'm 240lbs..bald..except for my back.:ROTF:

but I shave my balls..that's the secret right there..amoung other things!!

Picture a Rottweiler and a Chihuahua gettin' it on..because that's exactly what it is..oh my!