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I GOT SOME..yeeeaaahh!!!
I powdered my cannoli..itsa nice!
Yeah, she likes the ring..she's sleeping with it on now, and lookin' at it all night..that's cool!!
Oh, she lost her cell phone. Guys, I was feelin' REAL good one night and she took a picture of me in da buff..but she deleted it. The question is:..is it still in there.
The pic isn't that flattering to the sauseech...it was very very cold that night!!! 
ATTENTION married people. I must share this. We enjoy over enthusiatic display of the best flatulence I could muster.she pulls my finger and everything..sometimes really hard to get it outta there.
I feel so sorry for those who must hold their gas all night..that's terrible.
I remember doin' that, you gotta squeak 'em out gradually throughout the night..you really can't releax and have a "good" night with a woman if your ass is that uptight..pun.
Let 'em rip..then say I love you..it works!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
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"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Oh, that's very nice Ron. Val saw this thread. She'll look at it tomorrow. She think you guys are great since I talk about you fuckers alot!Originally posted by RacerX View Post
Oh BTW.. Endrik called me earlier!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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It turned out a bit more fruitier than I thought!
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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oh, she's just gonna loooove this then:Originally posted by horns666 View PostOh, that's very nice Ron. Val saw this thread. She'll look at it tomorrow. She think you guys are great since I talk about you fuckers alot!
Originally posted by horns666 View PostI GOT SOME..yeeeaaahh!!!
I powdered my cannoli..itsa nice!
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That was really cool of you to do that, Bill. Congratulations!Comment
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Not really Ron, those roses look a little like small vaginas. See, zoom on the center of a couple of those..well most of those really...Originally posted by RacerX View PostIt turned out a bit more fruitier than I thought!
Of course I shower before we do the hibbidty dibbity. You can not start naughty time with flatuent ass and drawers...that's just wrong!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Gary..she's been with me since '84..so KNOWS exactly the way I talk. NOTHING could possibly shock her..
Think about it, I still shock a few people on occassion..and they never saw my balls up really super close! :ROTF:
See, she's gonna see that!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Congratulations Bill and Val, here's to the next 80 years and your 100th anniversary. A girl who'll pull your finger knowing what's coming, she's a keeper! You're a lucky man and she is a lucky gal too!
Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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Congrats once again Mr and Mrs Bub. May it last for years and years to come!I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.Comment
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Thanks broseppi Rich..we were laughing like nuts earlier..I had some good ones..she made stuffed cabbage..it was awesome!Originally posted by lerxstcat View PostCongratulations Bill and Val, here's to the next 80 years and your 100th anniversary. A girl who'll pull your finger knowing what's coming, she's a keeper! You're a lucky man and she is a lucky gal too!
Thanks..Levatin!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Congrats Bill, sounds like a thoughtful and deserved anniversary present. More guys should do the same...Or at least try!
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happy 20th Bill and congratulations in making it that long
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congrats bill - that's really awesome!I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.
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congratz... 20th wow...
i'm working 15 years... truly you have found a soulmate. here's to another 20+
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