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gratz o infernal one hehehe
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Congratulations, Bill.
I have a hard time believing sometimes how blessed I am with mine...
glad you have found a relationship as good! We are going on to 24 years.Comment
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20 years!!!
That's rare my friend. Congratulations to the both of you.
I stopped squeaking the gas out ages ago. It flies freely in my house.
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Wife and I are going on 17 years together... we've been married for the last 12 years.-RickComment
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I and my wife are married for almost 5 years and I have never held back on my GAS!! :ROTF:SamComment
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congrats man!Say, I smell bacon.Does anyone else smell bacon?
Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type.Comment
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Nice one Bill. Congrats to you and your wife!"Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666Comment
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Congrats!Comment
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20 years! Nice! Congrats to you and the missus.
THIS SPACE FOR RENTComment
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Well today is official..
20 years ago I was standing at the altar, preist gettin' my name wrong. He called me "Mike"...yes, he was Romanian..
Wassup Tim..where you been hidin!!
I hope I can stay up to watch the new Southpark before I crash..me and Mrs Z have a early doctors appointment tomorrow..arrrghh.
Did you know I deflowered my wife to the sounds of "Jump" when it was a new song..that's F'd up!
You Rule,
Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Are you sure it wasn't the spanish version - Might as well J(h)ump!Originally posted by horns666 View PostDid you know I deflowered my wife to the sounds of "Jump" when it was a new song..that's F'd up!
congrats on the 20 years. 5 more to silver!When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace FrehleyComment
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Here's to Bill & Val, congrats!! 
Take good care of her, dude. You won't find another one like her =D"It wasn't the world being round that agitated people, but that the world wasn't flat. [ ... ]
The truth will seem utterly preposterous, and its speaker, a raving lunatic."Comment
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Ah, stuffed cabbage! I loved that stuff but it IS Gaseous Maximus!Originally posted by horns666 View PostThanks broseppi Rich..we were laughing like nuts earlier..I had some good ones..she made stuffed cabbage..it was awesome!
Thanks..Levatin!!! My mama used to make that a lot; my big sister made it when I visited her in July and we realized we hadn't had it since before Mama died, which was 1983!
Who knew you could survive without stuffed cabbage?
Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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Waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy to much info!! :ROTF:Originally posted by horns666 View PostWe enjoy over enthusiatic display of the best flatulence I could muster.she pulls my finger and everything..sometimes really hard to get it outta there.
I feel so sorry for those who must hold their gas all night..that's terrible.
I remember doin' that, you gotta squeak 'em out gradually throughout the night..you really can't releax and have a "good" night with a woman if your ass is that uptight..pun.
Let 'em rip..then say I love you..it works!Special deals for JCF members on Jackson/Charvel, Suhr, Anderson, Nash, Splawn, Bogner, LSL, Ibanez, Diezel, Friedman, Bad Cat, 3rd Power, Dr. Z, ENGL and more. FREE SHIPPING! 0% FINANCING!Comment
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Large tip of the hat to you two, congratulations and be well. i watched my parents stay in love for 60 years and survived 8 lunatics, me being 7 of them. it's not often you see this, especially these days. Maybe i should have been a prick, i might still be married-lol I know i'll never say "I do" again. My ex wants me to die in a fiery car crash-lol Can you blame her. This is a an impressive milestone dude, you're a good man.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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