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  • The History Channel: The Legend of Fett

    We've seen umpteen threads covering different aspects of his life. Everything from his eating habits, his stock market prowess, his impressive musical instrument collection, his shopping habits, etc, etc. We know some of his likes, his dislikes. We know his age, his height and weight, as well as the region of the country in which he reigns.

    After everything Fett has shared with us, do we really know the man, the myth, the legend? So that I and the rest of the interested JCF brotherhood can get to know him better, I have a few questions that hopefully will enlighten us all.

    1) Are you employed and by whom?

    2) Why did you quit working in the stock market?

    3) Why did you leave California and take up residence in Washington?

    4) In a previous thread related to your car problems, you stated that "money was not an issue." So, why are you so frugal?

    5) After seeing your bedroom and living room pics, do you enjoy your living conditions?

    6) Other than the Internet, what are some of your hobbies?

    7) As a guitar player, on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being a virtuoso, how do you rate?

    8) Do you support "live" music?

    9) Are you a veteran?

    10) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    I'm sure there are literally thousands of other questions on the fingertips of our JCF bretheren, so, let's get busy! If nothing else, it should boost Fett's post count by several hundred or so.

    "POOP"

  • #2
    Great thread!


    And
    11) Are you going to beat up your son to force him to go to college?
    12) Are you capable of beating up your son?
    13) How can you beat up your son! You heartless cruel old monster!


    Yeah yeah
    I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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    • #3
      Gee. Thanks. :ROTF: I am just fett. And I do not have to justify anything I do. So, l will just let you guys have fun. And it is "fett" not "Fett". Damn you all to hell.:ROTF:
      Last edited by fett; 11-15-2007, 04:40 PM.
      I am a true ass set to this board.

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      • #4
        This going to be good.
        Just one more guitar!

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        • #5
          Here's the only question I have...

          What emotional scars are you trying to sooth by buying all those Indonesian plywood guitars???

          OK, I have 1 more. Has George Lucas sued you yet for using the name fett???
          I'm angry because you're stupid

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          • #6
            http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1044258/posts In a fett way . So don't get your skivvies in a wad.
            Last edited by fett; 11-15-2007, 05:19 PM.
            I am a true ass set to this board.

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            • #7
              1: Yes, By the flea market as a professional shopper. Booth vendors pay me in cheap pieces of meat to wander over to the other stalls and see what the competition is charging for the same used lampshade, for example.
              2: Because it was going so well, I took my profits and ran, minutes after steering greedy investors to Enron and Global Crossing stocks on comission.
              3: See (2)
              4: See (2), and, living under cover. When SEC people finally find me, they feel so embarrassed, they just leave me alone and tear up the subpeona papers.
              5: See (4), part (b).
              6: Making people ask stupid questions, and then saying "I'm fett, that's why".
              7: Whoever said I was a guitar player?
              8: Only if it's free.
              9: Of what? The sixties? I don't remember. But I bear the scars.
              10: I am fett, so I don't care how much wood a woodchuck chucks, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Ask the stupid chucker of wood, or the woodchuck.

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              • #8
                Fett is having a Fitt. Fettster is a guy who likes to hand down some of his experience to us "young pups" (42-lol) and that's a good thing, but you are crazier than a shithouse rat.(look who's yapping)
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #9
                  "Fettster is a guy who likes to hand down some of his experience to us "young pups"

                  You mean like experience with house cleaning?
                  "POOP"

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                  • #10
                    Sticks and stones will break my bones. But roasting keeps you posting.
                    Last edited by fett; 11-15-2007, 06:04 PM.
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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                    • #11
                      "Sticks and stones"

                      We'll use balsa wood and styrofoam.
                      "POOP"

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                      • #12
                        Kids today. No imagination.
                        At least I gave it "the old college try".
                        Even if I didn't use "the whole nine yards"....

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                        • #13
                          SEE. You do live in LA LA Land if you think you can break my spirit or my Viking god-like balls. I am "fett". That's my story and I am sticking to it.
                          I am a true ass set to this board.

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                          • #14
                            This is timely considering I was just looking at the 4 threads in a row that fett had started:

                            Who cares about A Rod?
                            fett
                            Today 08:25 AM
                            by atomic charvel guy
                            24135 I hit a UPS Store today
                            fett
                            Today 07:53 AM
                            by lerxstcat
                            26251 "I Can't Thrive 55"
                            fett
                            Today 07:42 AM
                            by fett
                            1177 My Areostar broke a couple of strings
                            fett
                            Today 07:39 AM
                            by Norton
                            23132

                            it feels like the 'fett forum' around here some days.

                            Or maybe fett's blog... "the world according to fett"
                            Hail yesterday

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cygnus X1 View Post
                              Kids today. No imagination.
                              At least I gave it "the old college try".
                              Even if I didn't use "the whole nine yards"....
                              You did fine. This is just a thread from someone who hasn't read mine. I have already answered most of those questions. I am what I am. Take it or leave it.
                              I am a true ass set to this board.

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