The History Channel: The Legend of Fett

[fett]

Then don't read them.:ROTF: How simple is that?

[Norton]

"Fettster is a guy who likes to hand down some of his experience to us "young pups"

You mean like experience with house cleaning?

Does his house look cleaned to you? :ROTF:

[Cygnus X1]

Does his house look cleaned to you? :ROTF:

Is American humor really that difficult to understand?
It's called light sarcasm, Norton.

[fett]

You all know that given the freedom to do what you really want to and don't have to worry about it, I will bet you that fett is, while a bit extreme, you. Or, I am crazy and live in two trailers.

[VinceV]

fett is the Fisher King.

[Norton]

Is American humor really that difficult to understand?
It's called light sarcasm, Norton.

Well, actually ,it's pretty obvious. I thought mine was obvious,too.

[Cygnus X1]

Well, actually ,it's pretty obvious. I thought mine was obvious,too.

Watch it, Norton, we have certain Thanksgiving traditions here invloving
turks...I mean turkeys...
Shoot me while I'm behind....

[fett]

fett is the Fisher King.

Thanks to you, I have great pics of my demise.:ROTF:

[Spivonious]

I think this would be more fun if we answered the questions for him, since we should all know these.

1) Are you employed and by whom? No.

2) Why did you quit working in the stock market? Fed up with it and had enough money to retire.

3) Why did you leave California and take up residence in Washington? I'm not sure on this one, but it probably had to do with his wife? I know I wouldn't be able to stay in the same place after that happened.

4) In a previous thread related to your car problems, you stated that "money was not an issue." So, why are you so frugal? Why not?

5) After seeing your bedroom and living room pics, do you enjoy your living conditions? Yes.

6) Other than the Internet, what are some of your hobbies? Chasing away thieving kids, telling neighbors not to water the street, flirting with the thrift store lady, buying cheap meat, buying things at the flea market to sell on eBay, buying cheap guitars, posting on the JCF.

7) As a guitar player, on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being a virtuoso, how do you rate? Honestly, I've never heard him play...but I'd guess a 5.

8) Do you support "live" music? No.

9) Are you a veteran? No.

10) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A whole lot.

How'd I do, fett?

[VitaminG]

Is American humor really that difficult to understand?
It's called light sarcasm, Norton.

doesn't American humour require a laugh track, so we know when to laugh?

[DrDoug]

#69: Is fett really El Kabong, and that is the real reason he buys cheap guitars?

[Flametop]

Ok, here is my (not worth .02) take.
Since fett has basically become Bill-Z-Bub "light", why not give them their own section so those who want to can go straight to it. And it will be easy to add any other "bloggers" that the JCF admins wish to give voice to. And I'm not just joking here. It would keep the posts of those who aren't bloggers from being bumped off the front page so quick. Just some food for thought. Feel free to eat me and blow me out with the rest of your fiber.

[VitaminG]

not a bad idea, but it didn't work as a fett-dedicated thread, and I don't know that it would work as a section either.

someone had tried to setup fett with his own thread just for those sort of blog-type stream-of-consciousness observations-on-the-world posts. But it seems he can't be contained. There's just too much fetty goodness for one thread. So he starts a couple of dozen threads each day as thoughts enter his head, pushing anyone else's off the front page.

[scotty]

I was really hoping for the fett tip of the day thread was going to pan out.

[Norton]

Watch it, Norton, we have certain Thanksgiving traditions here invloving
turks...I mean turkeys...
Shoot me while I'm behind....

Well, you're tryin' to enocurage me to press my "nuke south carolina" button, or is it just me?