Smart Arses required

[toejam]

How Long is a Chinaman.

[fett]

Do guys that have Dinkys put a sock down their pants?

[Rsmacker]

Oh, no, not me. Disregard all prior posts.
Me, I'm straight guy. My partner,though, used to be in the Russian Army.
His name is Major Fukhoff.

Wasn't he in the same squad as Jack Meoff?

I used to put a rolled up sock down my pants to impress the girlies fett, but was absolutely useless for pulling chicks, they ran away. Next time I might try putting it down the front.

[sonicsamurai]

:ROTF:

I used to put a rolled up sock down my pants to impress the girlies fett, but was absolutely useless for pulling chicks, they ran away. Next time I might try putting it down the front.

[Cygnus X1]

How Long is a Chinaman.

Hung So Lo

[DrDoug]

Neil Down told Mike Hunt that Ben Dover is friends with Heywood Jablome and Harry Ballsitch.

[Cygnus X1]

Thread Killer!

[pott]

I'm not Brit, I'm French, I felt insulted there

What was it about?

[fett]

I am way to old to be a smart ass (arse is just is too ghey). I have a wry wit.:ROTF: Look it up.

[straycat]

The French they are a funny race. They fight with their feet and fuck with their face.
Or just run away.
Arse just sounds queer to me.

[pott]

Oh a French running away joke. How funny. Never heard that one before.

[CharvelRocker]

"Hey I'm looking for My, last name, Crotch"
"Hold on I'll check: My Crotch, my crotch, has anyone seen my crotch?"

[Cygnus X1]

"Hey I'm looking for My, last name, Crotch"
"Hold on I'll check: My Crotch, my crotch, has anyone seen my crotch?"

This valuable thread hath lain dormant for far too long.
Continue, gentlemen.

[straycat]

Paging Mike Hunt has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

[Cygnus X1]

Rsmacker...what were you thinking?
You knew we couldn't just let this die out.
If this thread is not here when I wake up' y'all are in some trouble.
Look up "y'all".