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  • any tennis player here?

    well i'm bored and seeing as i don't want fett to have the corner on the market for making useless threads, i decided to make one of my own.

    back to the topic. who here plays tennis, how long, what kind of racket and what type of string. i know our very own Ron plays. but who else?
    "slappy, slappy" bill sings, happily, as he dick slaps random people on the streets of Cleveland.

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    oh i forgot to participate in my own thread.
    i use a wilson Nblade 98, with yonex tournment 80 string. and i have half a year under my belt.
    "slappy, slappy" bill sings, happily, as he dick slaps random people on the streets of Cleveland.

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    • #3
      If I had to guess, you and Ron.:ROTF: Ron would use a V without a Floyd. You would have to use a 7 string Dinky. Ron on a tennis court would scare the shit out of me. Have you practiced your" Grunt" in your bathroom to get the "Voice" it takes to play tennis?
      Last edited by fett; 11-24-2007, 06:25 PM.
      I am a true ass set to this board.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by fett View Post
        If I had to guess, you and Ron.:ROTF: Ron would use a V without a Floyd. You would have to use a 7 string Dinky. Ron on a tennis court would scare the shit out of me. Have you practiced your" Grunt" in your bathroom to get the "Voice" it takes to play tennis?
        tommy used to play. don't get the point about the guitars............ i do "grunt" but only to make fun of people that actually do it.
        "slappy, slappy" bill sings, happily, as he dick slaps random people on the streets of Cleveland.

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        • #5
          I used to play too. I loved it. We used racquets (sp) that were Dinkys. I gave it up when a former semi-pro just kept returning the ball on top of my right foot regardless of where I was on the court. That was awhile back. I thought all the tennis courts turned into condos.
          I am a true ass set to this board.

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          • #6
            20+ years... prince thundercloud, prince synthetic 18g serve and volley all the way
            Guitars... Rhoads RX10D
            Amp... Pioneer
            Effects... Boss ME-20

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            • #7
              Volkl C10. I used to be obsessed with playing. Clubs, teams, ladders. Since kids...not so much. I do miss it.
              "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
              I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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              • #8
                Head Radical TwinTube Oversize(1997/1998 model), Luxilon ALU BB, baseline basher all the way!
                "The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."

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                • #9
                  oh and what grip you use, western etc. ........ before ron gets here, i have a correction in the title....... playerS
                  "slappy, slappy" bill sings, happily, as he dick slaps random people on the streets of Cleveland.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kelly user View Post
                    oh and what grip you use, western etc. ........ before ron gets here, i have a correction in the title....... playerS
                    Semi-western forehand and two handed backhand. I hit the ball pretty flat but I've been trying to hit with a little bit more net clearance lately. BTW, any tennis players here in Houston that wants to hit?
                    "The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."

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                    • #11
                      Dunlop Tactical Control. Two-handed backhand, and I didn't even know there were different types of forehands.
                      Started with 6, stopped with 16, on sand mostly. Trying to get back into it, but my fucked up knee won't really let me.

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                      • #12
                        Never cared for tennis. They made us play it in school for P.E. class (Physical Exertion )

                        I'm more of an indoor volleyball guy, especially with a high ceiling. You can lob it up to the rafters and let it fall in a nearly-straight line, then watch some shmuck get under it and practically break their arms.

                        That was the most fun I had in a sport - except for yelling "SLIDE!!" to the guy on the other team when we were playing softball....on asphalt.

                        He did. He slid about 3 inches, which was the same length as the missing patch of skin on his left knee.

                        Doofus.
                        I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                        The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                        My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                        • #13
                          I've been playing about eight years. Usng a Fischer and a Head Liquid Metal. I'm not obsessive enough to sweat about strings, though I'm pretty stuck on using Dunlop tennis balls. I usually play once a week.

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