Anybody else a student? (rant thread!)

[marcus]

Thanks for all the replies!



I've gone thru that many times and it's the main reason I'm on my 5th year.. In our school if you have a grade at the section average/curve you get a CC. There has been a couple of courses in which my exams were above average but I got an FF because I didn't submit HWs



Yeah you're quite right but I need to find the time to play guitar also, so I could use a regular working pattern I guess!



There are "data buckets" and you number them. You start from "0" . So if you are at the 3rd bucket that means you got passed thru 3 buckets (0,1,2) There was this question with 2 parts, in the first part I took into account that there's "bucket 0" but in the second part I didn't. Because the question said "consider you're at the 23rd bucket" & I jumped "ok there are 22 previous buckets" which should be 23



Dude I'm inside the department building most of the times, if I'm not at a friend's house trying to do homework And there are not many girls in our dep. Though I'm getting lots of questions/attention lately. Maybe I can use it

As a fifth year computer engineering major, you should always start counting with zero

And I can say with a great deal of confidence that after engineering undergraduate and graduate school, and 12 years of experience in the field, that engineering is not the way to meet chicks There is not a single female that works with me now, for example.

I feel your pain NextInLine, I had many humbling experiences when I was in school. Basically, one of the biggest motivating factors for me getting out and getting a job when I was in graduate school was that I felt like I was really busting my ass working for somebody else, and I was getting paid squat to do it. Now, I am still busting my ass, but at least I am getting paid to do it. And honestly, I am not busting my ass nearly as much as I was in school. Hang in there, school sucks but if you get that diploma, things will work out for you.

[horns666]

They only thing I ever "studied" is the vagina...really super close up!!!!

[Endrik]

They only thing I ever "studied" is the vagina...really super close up!!!!

+1

[horns666]

+1

+2

[fuel0707]

+1....Engineering school was a nightmare of all-nighters and brutal exams for me. Graduating (eventually) and entering the workforce was an awesome experience, and I don't miss that college bullshit one bit. Hope that lifts your spirits!

Amen to that. I did aero engineering and while school got me the training and degree I needed to get a job, I don't miss school in the least.

Of course, after busting my butt studying engineering, I switched professions about 11 years after I graduated.

[Rsmacker]

So you didn't know quite as much about your subject as you thought you did? Wow, there's a thing, a student who wasn't as smart as he thought he was! Ah well, never mind, here's my tip - learn this phrase really well:

"Thanks for your order, drive thru"

You'll have a little star on your name badge in no time!


Alternatively, go and visit your lecturer after hours, when he is buried in a pile of papers which need to be marked.
Slowly slide into his office, close the door and softly say:
"Soooooo, Mr Liberal, I've been very naughty and failed my exam. I simply must pass, and I'll do ANYTHING to ensure success."
Seductively rub your crotch and pout, and sashay across the room towards him, popping your jeans buttons as you go.
"I guess first you want to spank me though sir, right? Please, I'm ready to learn..."
Drop to your knees and.............

CENSORED FOR THE GOOD OF THE BOARD


If you end up becoming some leery professor's fucktoy, well, maybe then you will learn to pay attention all the way through the course. At least you will be learning what we out here in the real world find out every day - there's always some bastard going to fuck you if you let them, and it hurts, every single time. (Though we don't usually have to go and buy a supersize tube of Prep H afterwards, we only get fucked figuratively speaking)
Maybe you can borrow one of your prof's old cardigans, remove the leather elbow patches and sew them onto the knees of your jeans, they may be in for some heavy use whilst your papers are "being re-assessed".

[horns666]

"Slowly slide into his office, close the door and softly say:
"Soooooo, Mr Liberal, I've been very naughty and failed my exam. I simply must pass, and I'll do ANYTHING to ensure success."
Seductively rub your crotch and pout, and sashay across the room towards him, popping your jeans buttons as you go.
"I guess first you want to spank me though sir, right? Please, I'm ready to learn..."
Drop to your knees and.............

CENSORED FOR THE GOOD OF THE BOARD"

That is pretty good advice..not just for school. This also works very well at the work place, during a traffic stop, waiting at the ER, at Ticketmaster, in line at the bank..you name it!!!

I gotta poop!

[NextInLine]

So you didn't know quite as much about your subject as you thought you did?

No I know quite as much as I think, as I said in my first post I probably know even more than the instructor wants us to know, but some of the questions were about not so important details, which I could easily look up later

Rsmacker thanks for the advice though but I probably won't have a problem about passing the course, the topic is not about getting a good grade either

[destructin_od]

So you didn't know quite as much about your subject as you thought you did? Wow, there's a thing, a student who wasn't as smart as he thought he was! Ah well, never mind, here's my tip - learn this phrase really well:

"Thanks for your order, drive thru"

You'll have a little star on your name badge in no time!


Alternatively, go and visit your lecturer after hours, when he is buried in a pile of papers which need to be marked.
Slowly slide into his office, close the door and softly say:
"Soooooo, Mr Liberal, I've been very naughty and failed my exam. I simply must pass, and I'll do ANYTHING to ensure success."
Seductively rub your crotch and pout, and sashay across the room towards him, popping your jeans buttons as you go.
"I guess first you want to spank me though sir, right? Please, I'm ready to learn..."
Drop to your knees and.............

CENSORED FOR THE GOOD OF THE BOARD


If you end up becoming some leery professor's fucktoy, well, maybe then you will learn to pay attention all the way through the course. At least you will be learning what we out here in the real world find out every day - there's always some bastard going to fuck you if you let them, and it hurts, every single time. (Though we don't usually have to go and buy a supersize tube of Prep H afterwards, we only get fucked figuratively speaking)
Maybe you can borrow one of your prof's old cardigans, remove the leather elbow patches and sew them onto the knees of your jeans, they may be in for some heavy use whilst your papers are "being re-assessed".

You are the most perviest humanbeing i get to know. Where do you find those things?

[Rsmacker]

Rsmacker thanks for the advice though but I probably won't have a problem about passing the course, the topic is not about getting a good grade either

Oh go on, it would really really mean a lot to me if someone actually did take my advice, just once.


Please. Go on.

[Rsmacker]

You are the most perviest humanbeing i get to know. Where do you find those things?

Ha! What about that Shobet character? He makes me look like a convent schoolgirl. (Well, he keeps mailing me asking me to dress up as one and send him the pics anyway)

[jacksoncsplayer]

Ha! What about that Shobet character? He makes me look like a convent schoolgirl. (Well, he keeps mailing me asking me to dress up as one and send him the pics anyway)

:ROTF: :ROTF: You guys are twisted.

[NextInLine]

Oh go on, it would really really mean a lot to me if someone actually did take my advice, just once.


Please. Go on.

You know I care about people's advice on this board a lot, because in the other boards people all have informed opinions but on this board people always seem to tell things they have experienced themselves

[destructin_od]

Ha! What about that Shobet character? He makes me look like a convent schoolgirl. (Well, he keeps mailing me asking me to dress up as one and send him the pics anyway)

Not you too ?? J/K of course

[horns666]

Ha! What about that Shobet character? He makes me look like a convent schoolgirl. (Well, he keeps mailing me asking me to dress up as one and send him the pics anyway)

Hail To the Pervs!!!..

Bill Z Bub..official member of The PP Touchers Union, Local 69.