thoughts on me getting a gerbil.

[kelly user]

i was a pet store with the girlfriend yesterday, and i saw a couple of cute rodents, but a particular pair of gerbils caught my eye. since then they haven't left my thoughts. i have read up on the little furry fiends and have actually considering getting them. they are somewhat low maintenance, and aren't very costly. i have begin to ponder whether or not i should get them, and if i should shop at the pet store or at an on-line dealer. advice, tips or any words of reason would be much appreciated.

thanks guys!

[shobet]

They stink of piss. Plus will you be using them for any sexual gratification?

[VinceV]

LMAO Why would you post that you want a gerbil on the internet??:ROTF: :ROTF:

[thetroy]

get a cat - rodents are boring after 30 seconds

Or get a cat and let it hunt the gerbils, THAT would be entertaining!

[AlexL]

i was a pet store with the girlfriend yesterday...

Sounds kinky. Once, with one of my girlfriends, I was a gardener and she was a lonely housewife. But hey, whatever works for you.

- E.

[kelly user]

Sounds kinky. Once, with one of my girlfriends, I was a gardener and she was a lonely housewife. But hey, whatever works for you.

- E.

holy crap that's odd........

get a cat - rodents are boring after 30 seconds

Or get a cat and let it hunt the gerbils, THAT would be entertaining!

true

LMAO Why would you post that you want a gerbil on the internet??:ROTF: :ROTF:

you guys tend to know about everything, plus there has to be a dad on here that bought one for their kid.....

They stink of piss. Plus will you be using them for any sexual gratification?

wouldn't expect anything less from you shobet

[AfterForever]

Rodents are the best type of pet imo.. go for it.

[riffraff]

by all means go for it....

[CharvelRocker]

Guinea pigs are more fun Or if you can have them and invest the time, cats.

[shobet]

You can eat guinea pigs, a Peruvian delicacy.

[yard dawg]

Well if you want to waste your money go for it. A cage for those things can be $45 plus water bottle,food and bedding. The life span of a gerbil is about 3 weeks LOL then you have to get another one and another and another. Rodents arent good pets IMHO because they die too fast.

[guitarsjb]

I say get the critters!!

[JetFixxxer]

My gerbil story.

I use to own a Python and a Ferret... I use to feed the Python gerbils. One day I had this very aggressive gerbil that was biting the shit of my python. Sooooooooo after I thumped the gerbil on the head with my finger... knocking the little bastard out. I put him in a box and as he regained conscious an Idea popped in my head. Why not put the ferret in there with him...and so the gerbil had some company. The ferret attacked that gerbil
like it was it's mortal enemy. In fact being the sicko that I was.. I video taped it... I have it somewhere. Maybe I will convert it over to digital format and post it.

[kelly user]

My gerbil story.

I use to own a Python and a Ferret... I use to feed the Python gerbils. One day I had this very aggressive gerbil that was biting the shit of my python. Sooooooooo after I thumped the gerbil on the head with my finger... knocking the little bastard out. I put him in a box and as he regained conscious an Idea popped in my head. Why not put the ferret in there with him...and so the gerbil had some company. The ferret attacked that gerbil
like it was it's mortal enemy. In fact being the sicko that I was.. I video taped it... I have it somewhere. Maybe I will convert it over to digital format and post it.

what the hell......... that is the most hard core thing ever.

[MikeStrat]

"Thoughts on me getting a gerbil" - kelly user


This one is just too easy. So many smart-ass comments.....so little time.