Whisky oh whisky

[Bengal]

Not all our US stuff is poor quality. I'm a huge Booker's fan and at 126.4 proof, it's as smooth as a clean shaven, uh, you know.

No, he doesn't...

[SEEGERMANY]

I was trying to be nice and not say pussy. oops

[sully]

No, he doesn't...

you really hate the stubble, eh? it's kinda funny.



sully

[VinceV]

I was trying to be nice and not say pussy. oops

I didn't know you could use the words Oops and Pussy in the same train of thought.

Let me see.

Oops I touched/licked/poked/buffed that pussy. Nope doesn't work.

[JacksonDean]

[sully]

I didn't know you could use the words Oops and Pussy in the same train of thought.

Let me see.

Oops I touched/licked/poked/buffed that pussy. Nope doesn't work.

vince, with what you've posted over the course of the past 24 hours, you sir, are my hero of the day. like my pal boxcar used to say, "i salute you!"

sully

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Sorry I don't drink piss.

It makes me

[Roidster]

what no crown royal

killer collection.........but non for me thanks,whiskey turns me into instead
idiot,then passes out quickly

ill stick to beer

[Cygnus X1]

what no crown royal

killer collection.........but non for me thanks,whiskey turns me into instead
idiot,then passes out quickly

ill stick to beer

Me, too.
I have a batch "brewing", even as I type.
Try making whisky! (Oh, they still make 'shine here, in the Carolinas).

[VinceV]

vince, with what you've posted over the course of the past 24 hours, you sir, are my hero of the day. like my pal boxcar used to say, "i salute you!"

sully

And Sully as my pal Mr. Whitefolks would say.

"You Sir are a gentleman of leisure and a connoisseur of all things fine."

plus you know your shit, if I do say so myself.

[åron]

Sorry I don't drink piss.

Watersports can be fun? (ewwww) Maybe some Maker's Mark. That's some tasty piss.

I toast to your health,
a

[VitaminG]

Look at that fancy official looking "Lord of the Isles" whisky.

"Lord of the..." what? Is that some how related to the hobbit in the last photo?

Sorry I don't drink piss.

zing! Nice retort

I didn't know you could use the words Oops and Pussy in the same train of thought.

Let me see.

Oops I touched/licked/poked/buffed that pussy. Nope doesn't work.

how about "Nice pussy! Oops, I'm sorry. That's never happened to me before..."

[toejam]

Mike Portnoy, is that you?!? :ROTF:

[Super_shredder]

good god!:ROTF: :ROTF:

[shobet]

Mike Portnoy, is that you?!? :ROTF:

Can't be, I'd have remembered the purple drums, well I think I would anyway.



And for the record I don't drink the whisky to get drunk, it's way too nice to waste like that! I sip it whilst gently masturbating or possibly getting a BJ.

Shobs tip of the day No. 1: Try persuading your lady to take a mouthful of fine whisky (the more expensive the better as it makes you feel much more decadent) and give you a blow job. If you don't like the sound of whisky try Champagne as that has bubbles, just remember to have it chilled. Oh Champagne also doesn't stain the bedclothes.

Here endeth the lesson.