Whisky oh whisky

[shobet]

Hence not drinking it in one go. If I want to get drunk I'll drink beer, wine or gin and that's what I'm off to do now!

[Bengal]

I can understand that now. Does seem like a waste to drink a bottle that expensive in one go...

[VitaminG]

OK, what's a lot?

lot /lɒt/ noun, verb, lot·ted, lot·ting, adverb –noun

1.one of a set of objects, as straws or pebbles, drawn or thrown from a container to decide a question or choice by chance.
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4.allotted share or portion: to receive one's lot of an inheritance.
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6.a distinct portion or piece of land: a building lot.
7.a piece of land forming a part of a district, city, or other community.

Shobet's relinquishing the country estate, one bottle at a time. How frightful! But stiff upper lip and all that! What ho, toodle pip!

[shobet]

Mission accomplished, I'm slightly inebriated...

[Spivonious]

Yeah here in the states a nice bottle of single malt whisky will set you back $60 at least.

[zeegler]

Mission accomplished, I'm slightly inebriated...

Good job man, me too!

I'm a little herbally enhanced too though. Okay maybe more than a little.

Okay, maybe I'm Chinese eyed.

[zeegler]

No offense of course to anyone who actually is Chinese eyed.

(like from China or something, you know)

[Spacelord]

Those pics make me thirsty.

I only have about 1/4 bottle of Jim Beam at my bar right now. (besides all the other types of booze)

[Strat God]

CATPISS!

Now where's the Mad Dog 2020? THAT's a REAL drink.


Nice squeezin's there, dude.

[Firebird V]

Can't be, I'd have remembered the purple drums, well I think I would anyway.



And for the record I don't drink the whisky to get drunk, it's way too nice to waste like that! I sip it whilst gently masturbating or possibly getting a BJ.

Shobs tip of the day No. 1: Try persuading your lady to take a mouthful of fine whisky (the more expensive the better as it makes you feel much more decadent) and give you a blow job. If you don't like the sound of whisky try Champagne as that has bubbles, just remember to have it chilled. Oh Champagne also doesn't stain the bedclothes.

Here endeth the lesson.

Very clever.

[toejam]

Mike Portnoy, is that you?!? :ROTF:

Can't be, I'd have remembered the purple drums, well I think I would anyway.

Purple drums, purple balls... whatever. You beat on both of them. :ROTF:

[shobet]

Have you been watching the Shob-cam again?

[toejam]

Yes, it's highly entertaining... and erotic.

[shobet]

it's the nipple tassels isn't it?

[toejam]

Bingo!