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    A rib at Shobet's Whisky's, I was cleaning out my humidors...
    And found some very fine sticks.



  • #2
    They look like turds
    Fwopping, you know you want to!

    VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

    There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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    • #3
      Or dildos
      Fwopping, you know you want to!

      VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

      There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by shobet View Post
        Or dildos
        Oh man you bastard you beat me to it. I was gonna say "I spy a dildo", or a tampon or something cock related.
        Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you yunick jelly thou!

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        • #5
          You have to be quick to beat me to cock, err hold on that came out all wrong!
          Fwopping, you know you want to!

          VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

          There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by shobet View Post
            They look like turds
            Sho, have you seen a doc about your "turd obsession"?

            To each his own, your whiskys look great.
            These cigars are a world unto themselves. They are
            magnificent, to a primo smoker.

            But the two together? A marriage made in heaven.
            I hope.

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            • #7
              Cuban cigars in the Carolina, isn't that illegal?
              Fwopping, you know you want to!

              VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

              There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by shobet View Post
                Cuban cigars in the Carolina, isn't that illegal?
                Only if I sell them....
                Ssshhhh.

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                • #9
                  I used to enjoy a nice cigar, but after smoking a box of Cohibas and a box of Montecristos, I got bored with them, and now I don't smoke (tobacco ).
                  Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                  http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by shobet View Post
                    Or dildos
                    Some of them are brown. Where have they been?
                    Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                    http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by shobet View Post
                      They look like turds
                      Smell like'm too!
                      "POOP"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by zeegler View Post
                        Some of them are brown. Where have they been?
                        Maduro wrapper, for the dark ones.
                        Also, some are sun grown wrappers.

                        The lighter ones are either Conneticut, or Camaroon.

                        I know, you were joking.

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                        • #13
                          Depends on what is in them that counts. I'd rip it all apart and re-roll if ya know what I'm sayin.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cygnus X1 View Post
                            Sho, have you seen a doc about your "turd obsession"?
                            The word for this is coprophilia. And commie cigars are illegal if you buy them, not sell them. Don't worry, I won't tell
                            "It's hard to be enigmatic if you have to go around explaining yourself all the time"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by marcus View Post
                              The word for this is coprophilia. And commie cigars are illegal if you buy them, not sell them. Don't worry, I won't tell
                              Fact is, none are Cuban, as far as I know.

                              The best growers have left Cuba, waiting to return at some point
                              in time. They took residence in places like Tampa, Florida, and run
                              farms in Honduras, Dominican Republic, Mexico, among other places.

                              So, many Cubano cigars are overrated, the only thing that remains
                              is the soil, and growing climate. The quality is notoriously uneven.

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