Cigars, O Cigars!

[marcus]

Fact is, none are Cuban, as far as I know.

The best growers have left Cuba, waiting to return at some point
in time. They took residence in places like Tampa, Florida, and run
farms in Honduras, Dominican Republic, Mexico, among other places.

So, many Cubano cigars are overrated, the only thing that remains
is the soil, and growing climate. The quality is notoriously uneven.

Well, I don't know shit about cigars. I was just going on what shobet was saying. Serves me right

[Cygnus X1]

Well, I don't know shit about cigars. I was just going on what shobet was saying. Serves me right

Oh, Shobet's in the whisky section...over there...----------->

I'm sure he knows his spirits as well as I know my puros.

[zeegler]

Depends on what is in them that counts. I'd rip it all apart and re-roll if ya know what I'm sayin.

Now we're talking!!

[marcus]

Oh, Shobet's in the whisky section...over there...----------->

I'm sure he knows his spirits as well as I know my puros.

Believe me, I know where the whiskey section is I may have to go hang out with Zeegler and SPD too, though.

[Rsmacker]

Sho, have you seen a doc about your "turd obsession"?

Oh come on, nothing is finer than "lighting a big Bum Cigar", especially after a long weekend on the ale. Roundabout 11am, Monday, at work, with the Sunday Supplements that you couldn't read the previous day because your head was spinning. Eeeh, champion!

Cygnus, I really admire your passion for cigars, I've already related how I had a cunning plan to open a cigar bar once-upon-a-time, but I would have soon fallen flat on my face because I know fuck all about them. My cigar knowledge consists of :
a. Jimmy Saville
b. Bill Clinton.
c. Tony Soprano.
d. The Man With No Name
e. Groucho Marx.
f. That's not cigar knowledge, that's a list of people associated with cigars, dumbass.
g. Oh yeah, well how about "Happiness is a cigar named Hamlet"?
h. That's all folks.

[Rsmacker]

Depends on what is in them that counts. I'd rip it all apart and re-roll if ya know what I'm sayin.

Yeah, but you don't inhale cigar smoke, am I right? That sounds like a crap way to smoke "re-rolled" herbal cigars.

[Rsmacker]

Cuban cigars in the Carolina, isn't that illegal?

No, you are thinking about shagging your sister.
Ah, hang on, that's not illegal in the Carolinas, so long as you marry her.

[levantin]

You have to be quick to beat me to cock, err hold on that came out all wrong!

Your secret is safe with all of us, Mike the whisky collector!

[Cygnus X1]

No, you are thinking about shagging your sister.
Ah, hang on, that's not illegal in the Carolinas, so long as you marry her.

:ROTF:

Actually, you're thinking about West Virginia.

[zeegler]

a. Jimmy Saville
.

Nobody this side of the Atlantic knows who the fuck Jimmy Saville is.

[Rsmacker]

Trust me, it's probably better that way.

[zeegler]

Trust me, it's probably better that way.

I know who he is. I'm from Manchester.