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19. geez.
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oh yea...about time my Black Belt is Karate pays off
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"You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight."
pretty solidYou can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...Comment
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I beat the ass of two on a regular basis. I should have all their friends come over for a Spongebob kick pants party!"You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.Comment
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22. LolI feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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20 ... and 58% chance of surviving a zombie attack, damn
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31 bring them onComment
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I hear Chris Langham is teaming up with Michael Jackson, Pete Townsend and Gary Glitter. They are going to be called "Badly Torn Boy" and they reckon they can give the opposition a damned good licking. They have been boasting of taking on far more 5 yr olds than you would believe.
For "research" purposes, obviously.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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Jonathan King handling their PR?
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So long as he's not handling the kiddies, anything is possible.
(Is that why MJ wore that white glove, so as to not leave fingerprints?)So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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I can take on 30 of the little rats. Bring 'em on!
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30 of the little shits.
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Hmmm only 26
Hah, if I had an assault rifle, I bet I could take out thousands.
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Reminds me of that scene in the newer Dawn of the Dead, when they're sniping celebritiesOriginally posted by zeegler View PostHmmm only 26
Hah, if I had an assault rifle, I bet I could take out thousands. "We got Jay Leno!"
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