WTF: Britney's little sister is pregnant

[skorb]

Her kid could end up being someone very important in our future, you never know.

-Steve

what a nice sentiment.

how much money would you bet on this very idealistic and unlikely outcome?

[lerxstcat]

it was a Joke for chrissakes.

the fact that it hit a southern nerve on a few people makes it that much funnier. :ROTF:

Yeah, because the California airhead is not just as much of a stereotype, right? The fact that you think "joker" is a proper noun makes you a shining example of the California educational system!

[toejam]

FUGLY white thrash.

I can't imagine there'll be much tread left on the tyres after this, AT SIXTEEN! It'll be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

You must not know much about pussy. It contracts after the dick comes out, you know - and after a baby comes out too! :ROTF:

Your post also implies that you have personal knowledge of the guy's dick size, and that is also a scary thought!

I believe he was quoting a Family Guy episode with the hotdog down the hallway. :ROTF:

[toejam]

She obviously learned this behavior in California, not Louisiana, since that's where the deed was done. Same for Britney. Neither of them got pregnant while living in Louisiana, only after longtime exposure to life in the big city.

Well, she could always give birth to it in a Lousiana swamp. We all know there's bodies in there. :ROTF:

[Alvin_Wilson]

You guys act like she's the only 16 year old to ever get pregnant. Who knows, maybe she'll surprise us all and turn out to be a great mother. Just because her sister is trash doesn't mean she is.

People make mistakes, and sometimes those mistakes turn out not to be. Her kid could end up being someone very important in our future, you never know.

-Steve

I have two daughters, 7 and 6 years old. I could not imagine either of them being pregnant at that age. Or, even having sex at that age. I'm not naive, I know it happens, I was once a horny teenage boy.

Maybe she will be a great mother, but she will still be a teenage mother. One that is too young, in my opinion. This should have never happened.

[shreddermon]

I believe he was quoting a Family Guy episode with the hotdog down the hallway. :ROTF:

Family Guy rules!

[GodOfRhythm]

Family Guy rules!

Intelligence lives!

[toejam]

Indeed! Stewie is the best. Maybe this new little Spears baby will be like Stewie and try to kill its mother. :ROTF:

[Norton]

I have two daughters, 7 and 6 years old. I could not imagine either of them being pregnant at that age. Or, even having sex at that age. I'm not naive, I know it happens, I was once a horny teenage boy.

Maybe she will be a great mother, but she will still be a teenage mother. One that is too young, in my opinion. This should have never happened.

That's what I would think if I had daughters.

You're a good dad, I guess

[Norton]

Indeed! Stewie is the best. Maybe this new little Spears baby will be like Stewie and try to kill its mother. :ROTF:

Stewie would use the financial advantages of her mother's position to conquer the world, so the mother would live as long as she made money

[442w30]

I'm not naive, I know it happens, I was once a horny teenage boy.

Can you grow out of that? I know I haven't.

BTW, from the south and I was 25 before I married my 1st cousin...j/k she's my 2nd cousin, but she's my dad's ex-wife. Not sure if that's important though.

[xenophobe]

And I love how she says she's going to raise the kid in Louisiana so it'll have a "normal family life" - what, like her and her sister?

Well, her getting pregnant at 16 is normal family life in Louisiana, right? :ROTF:

[DrDoug]

Yeah, we know how it is the teenagers who are in California who only get pregnant, right? This would never happen in the south, right?
:ROTF:

Our daughter is 20 now, and I would like to think that the reason she has never been pregnant has something to do with the fact that we were there for her as good parents. That we instilled in her some sense and values to live by. Sorry, but being a parent at 16 is nothing to be proud of, but she will get tons of press attention and will probably develop the same inflated sense of self like her sister. That her Mom was going to put out a book on good parenting is a real laugh. Maybe if she had taken the time to be a good parent and not pimp her kids to Hollywood, it is possible that book might actually mean something and not be a vehicle to enrich herself with at the expense of her (in)famous children.

I am going to hope that she takes a different path than her sister, but that hope is pretty slim. Too many kids look up to famous kids like her and that is not good, IMO. I hope she does not look up to her sister, but I would not bet on it. She is going to go from being a kid who is growing up, to being a kid who is growing up with a kid that will be doing the same.

If her Mom still releases her book, they better put it in the comedy section. That or the science fiction section.

[Jacksons Shred]

I find this really sad and pathetic, I also find it pathetic that 8 months into her pregnancy, she'll still weigh less than her sister.

[Rsmacker]

yea i havent seen him at the std clinic or the sperm bank ( where he steals porn)

:ROTF:

He was sacked from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.