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  • #61
    My Mummy was 16 when she got preggers with yours truly, The Old King was 19. (Perfectly legal and legit over here)
    A dumbass thing to do, as I'm sure they are reminded every time they hear my Jag tearing up their driveway and see me bringing some ironing in to keep the old girl busy.
    However, they got married (possibly a shotgun involved somewhere along the line, knowing my mentalist grandad), had 2 more kids after me, and are still happily married to this day. Both worked hard, made something of themselves, got decent jobs and are respected and respectable members of the community. They done good.

    (Well, apart from spawning me, of course)

    I, on the other hand, am 38 and have no intention of starting a family (well, not one I have to take responsibility for anyway). I fuck anything that moves, or doesn't move fast enough to escape, I adore the more erm, "specialist" kinds of adult pursuits, my friends are appalled/jealous in equal measure at my weekend antics, they are certain I have absolutely no morals. (They are wrong, I do have a couple). I spend my money on ME, I do what I want, when I want to do it. One day I want to sire a son and heir, but as and when, no rush, I'm too busy being greedy and doing things I really shouldn't (sometimes just to be able to say to my mates "You'll never guess what I did last night. Check this video out....!")

    Now, who is the most upstanding and responsible person, Me or The Old King?

    Accidents happen, maybe the scumbag popped, and that's why Ms Spears 2 is up the duff. Maybe she's simply taking responsibility for her actions and will be a good Mum. She's hardly doing it to get Child Benefit and a Council House, is she?
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
      He was sacked from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
      Oh wow, hahahaha.

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      • #63


        "Whateveh, whateveh, I do what I want"
        -Adam

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        • #64
          Jamie Lynn Spears. Sounds like a pornstar name to me.

          'Til yesterday, I had no idea who this person was. Now everyone does. Mom approved the exclusive story and pictures.

          Dads, please sell the TV. I know it makes it easier to deal with the kids, but if you didn't realize by now, it makes them stupid and programs them to accept advertising and too many awful lessons to list.

          To the yokels that deride my home state of California, give it a rest. It's old and it's tired. California is pretty much it's own country and has been for years.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by lerxstcat View Post
            Yeah, because the California airhead is not just as much of a stereotype, right? The fact that you think "joker" is a proper noun makes you a shining example of the California educational system!
            :ROTF: dude, you have the thinnest skin.

            so, since you want to belabor the joke I made, please point out where in this thread I posted the word "joker." since I didn't, you won't be able to, so I'm not sure where you devised that snappy rejoinder.

            I did call her a loser. and sadly, there are plenty of examples of that proper noun ambulating around in just about every state.

            CA has plenty of stupid people and things to make fun of. feel free. I certainly won't take offense. why would I? maybe you shouldn't either? it's all in fun?
            the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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            • #66
              Originally posted by anuske9 View Post
              Sorry, I took your original post a bit out of context.

              But more importantly:

              Why do you care what her FUTURE relatives COULD amount to?
              Well, I don't really.

              Originally posted by skorb View Post
              what a nice sentiment.

              how much money would you bet on this very idealistic and unlikely outcome?
              Didn't say I would bet on it, just that its a possibility.

              Originally posted by Alvin_Wilson View Post
              I have two daughters, 7 and 6 years old. I could not imagine either of them being pregnant at that age. Or, even having sex at that age. I'm not naive, I know it happens, I was once a horny teenage boy.

              Maybe she will be a great mother, but she will still be a teenage mother. One that is too young, in my opinion. This should have never happened.
              I totally agree dude. Obviously there are abscentee parents and bad role models involved in this kids life.

              I really think it's just fucked up how someone, especially a kid, can make a mistake (all be it a big one) and have their name dragged through the mud because of it.

              -Steve
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              • #67
                Oh, well, lets talk about something really important, like what a douchebag Bill Parcells is and take bets on when He's gonna bail on the Fins. Ya know hes gonna.....

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by skorb View Post
                  :ROTF: dude, you have the thinnest skin.

                  so, since you want to belabor the joke I made, please point out where in this thread I posted the word "joker." since I didn't, you won't be able to, so I'm not sure where you devised that snappy rejoinder.
                  You're right, I made a typo and it was "joke", not "joker".
                  Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by skorb View Post
                    it was a Joke for chrissakes.
                    Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by åron View Post
                      California is pretty much it's own country and has been for years.


                      Indeed it is, Mexico, the last time I was there.
                      So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                      I nearly broke her back

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                        Indeed it is, Mexico, the last time I was there.
                        We took it from them and they're taking it back!

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                          Indeed it is, Mexico, the last time I was there.
                          you got that F'g right man.

                          it's really sad what has happened to CA and all our southern border states from the mexican invasion.
                          the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by skorb View Post
                            you got that F'g right man.

                            it's really sad what has happened to CA and all our southern border states from the mexican invasion.
                            You do get some DANG nice burritos though. It's all about balance.
                            You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                            • #74
                              Oh and Latinas of course!!!!!
                              You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                              • #75
                                Haha... Who is surprised?
                                Cold Hollow Machinery

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