Originally posted by SpiralArchitect
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Having had our home burglarized once, I have no sympathy for crooks. They were still in the house when I got home, as I figured out shortly afterward. A curtain pulled aside over a stand on the side of the house where I parked, and the screeching of a van tearing off into the night were pretty good clues. We lived on a corner, I came up one street and parked in the rear of the house, and they were on the other street where I could not see them. By the time I got out to the front, all I could see were taillights on what looked like a van. It was night and there was no catching them.
When the police arrived six hours later they were next to worthless. There was a clear hand print on the window they came through (the unbroken side), but the cops said that it would not give good prints so why bother. The whole f'ing hand was there, and I could see the prints!
It was pure luck that I got home before my wife. I wonder if they would have fled if they saw a young mother and her daughter coming in.
As far as I am concerned, if more burglars died of lead poisoning, there would be fewer burglaries. That guy in Texas that shot the two guys burglarizing his neighbors house last month did everyone a favor. IMO, he deserves a medal. Turns out he bagged some pretty bad ass Columbian guys.
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Originally posted by Rsmacker View PostMwah! I love you too. Septic."Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666
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Originally posted by fr0sty View PostAs a Christmas present to me, could you add additional humorous insults to this thread but with some Red Dwarf or Young Ones references?
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Okey Dokey skip, young fella me lad.
N :World record for most marshmallows shoved up one nostril?
V : 604, Toxteth O' Grady, England.
N : World's stickiest bogey?
V : Aha, trying to trick me, that's Toxteth again.
R : World's biggest bottom burp - Vyvyan, Britain?
N : Erm, it says Rick here.
"This is just my London pomme-de-terre. My main castles are scattered all over the place, you know, 'cause I never know where I'm going to be... bloody fox hunts go on for ever these days, don't you find? Never know where you're going to end up. Start off in "Burke-shire", end up in erm... Twat-shire!"
Is that enough? You know we're going to get loads of flak for hijacking this thread, don't you?
Hey, I've got a couple of crossbows, they are fun too! My brother has a Sten gun too - now that looks like a piece of junk. Fancy jumping out of a plane over Occupied France with one of those to rely on? Nope, nor me.
He has a Scimitar Mobile Missile Launcher too. (Don't ask....!)So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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