Hackers!!

[Rsmacker]

Someone, anyone, please please hack into that fucking web-site showing Santa's progress across the world and show him catching some Ack-Ack somewhere over Greenland and going down screaming in a ball of fire.

Then I can get some peace from my bloody nieces*. Yes, I'm fixing your computer, you will have it back tomorrow, now leave me alone.

Bah humbug.


* Hmmm, only for a few moments, then the serious screaming and wailing would begin, so, thinking about it, better not.

[levantin]

Mmmmkay, that's not weird at all!

[straycat]

Consider the source.

[sonicsamurai]

wow u would have thought a guy in red suit could cause so much aggro, it amazes me how shoppers start beating each other outta the way and running over people at this time of year as well

nothing like the festive spirit!!

[shobet]

Someone, anyone, please please hack into that fucking web-site showing Santa's progress across the world and show him catching some Ack-Ack somewhere over Greenland and going down screaming in a ball of fire.

Then I can get some peace from my bloody nieces*. Yes, I'm fixing your computer, you will have it back tomorrow, now leave me alone.

Bah humbug.


* Hmmm, only for a few moments, then the serious screaming and wailing would begin, so, thinking about it, better not.

Never, ever, ever to family tech support!
When it breaks down in 3 years time it will be your fault.

[dangerous_dave]

EDIT:

Would have deleted if I could.

[Rsmacker]

wow u would have thought a guy in red suit could cause so much aggro, it amazes me how shoppers start beating each other outta the way and running over people at this time of year as well

nothing like the festive spirit!!

Yeah, the shops are going to be shut for a whole day, better get down to Tescos, park on the verge outside because the carpark's full and fill 2 trolleys full of fucking Pringles and cases of Wife Beater. Quick! Meltdown!!!

It IS my fault already Shobet, I think I must have grunted approval when my sis asked if this computer was a good price. Five bastard years ago! Still, it's done now.

I think I may well have just a teensy weensy snifter of sherbert on Christmas Eve, and we all know what that means - I should roll up to the family HQ round about Jan 3rd, wearing an elf costume and fishnet stockings, penniless with a love-bite on my helmet. Again.

[RobRR]

Am I the only one here who has absolutley no clue what youre talking about?

[Rsmacker]

Story of my life, bud! :ROTF:

[shobet]

A white Christmas would be nice!

[Rsmacker]

The PC re-education squad are on their way to see you young man, that's not allowed.