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  • #16
    Originally posted by Cygnus X1 View Post
    I wasn't sure what my point was.
    I'm glad you clarified it for me.

    What was I saying?

    Maybe I should start drinking, then I'll be both bored, and drunk.
    This thread is boring by its very nature.

    Check the 'and I thought I sounded bad thread' for reasons not to get drunk.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by imaguy2 View Post
      This thread is boring by its very nature.

      Check the 'and I thought I sounded bad thread' for reasons not to get drunk.
      :ROTF:
      That's the second funniest post in this whole thread...

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      • #18
        Play Guitar hero obviously.

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        • #19
          watch tv.
          Sam

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          • #20
            ok, We have to start combining activities. How about wanking while posting on the JCF?
            Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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            • #21
              If you just want the day to go away, take 4 benadryl and wash it down with 4-6 shots of vodka - Gray Goose or Monopolowa.
              Nighty Night, see you tomorrow.

              Wont kill you, but will yank your legs right out from under you.

              2 Benadryl and two shots should work

              BTW, IANAD so if you weigh like 100lbs or don't have a good liver, don't do it
              When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace Frehley

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              • #22
                When I'm bored... I start to mess with my guitars... set the intonation.... complete setup, rewire... take shit apart..
                2009 Les Paul Kit - GFS Dream 90 (N), SD Seth Lover (B)
                2009 Gibson Les Paul Worn Brown
                2009 Epiphone Studio Deluxe
                2008 Epiphone Custom - SD P-Rail(N), Fat Pat (B)
                2008 Ovation Celebrity CC48
                2007 Agile AL3000 - SD Alinco II set
                2005 Epiphone Standard - SD Pearly Gate (N),SD Alinco II (B)
                2004 Epiphone Custom Plus Top
                2004 Gibson SG Faded - Stock
                1997 Epiphone Slash Snakepit
                1995 Fender Strat - SD Lil 59' Bridge, SD Hotrail Middle, Stock Neck


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                • #23
                  Wanking while posting isn't good......



                  Takes too long to type..



                  If you're bored and lazy.
                  1. Take a shit
                  2. Jerk off
                  3. Play your guitar

                  Can be done in any order... and combined if you really want to :ROTF:

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                  • #24
                    In all truth, I usually am wanking while on the JCF.
                    With a guitar, of course.
                    What were you thinking?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by dangerous_dave View Post
                      Wanking while posting isn't good......



                      Takes too long to type..



                      If you're bored and lazy.
                      1. Take a shit
                      2. Jerk off
                      3. Play your guitar

                      Can be done in any order... and combined if you really want to :ROTF:
                      Is that how your strings get gunky and your fretboard gets nasty? Ew....
                      When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace Frehley

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Flatpicker View Post
                        ok, We have to start combining activities. How about wanking while posting on the JCF?
                        Okay.
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #27
                          I put my walking shoes on, put on my coat and take a brisk stroll into the village, cheerfully hailing everyone I pass on the way. Sometimes I'll go to the church and help the vicar tidy up in the churchyard, weeding, picking up litter, setting up for jumble sales etc. Other times I'll perambulate down to Oxfam and help sift and sort donated items to sell for the benefit of starving orphans in Africa. Thinking of the plight of others always helps dispel any lingering boredom and tiredness.........








                          Nah, of course I fucking don't. I wank, pick my nose and one-handed surf, just like the rest of you. Sometimes I go and have a nice refreshing poo, that's great.
                          Once upon a time I had a woman and I would ask her to lick my balls (these days I have to smear jam on my cobblers and call the dog).
                          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                          I nearly broke her back

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                          • #28
                            [QUOTE=imaguy2;1035397]This thread is boring by its very nature./QUOTE]

                            Might as well be listening to Genesis...
                            "Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666

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                            • #29
                              make rorschach tests for toe's gifs. i had one girl say my load looks like the virgin mary on some grilled cheese... YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!!!!
                              EAOS: 28JUN09

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by drockilles View Post
                                make rorschach tests for toe's gifs. i had one girl say my load looks like the virgin mary on some grilled cheese... YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!!!!
                                Did you ever take a pic and put it on ebay? The Jesus freaks would have gone "nuts" for that!
                                :ROTF:
                                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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