Are they realy banning pointy knives in your country??? i found this on another forum and googled it. it's all over the internet. so i just wanted to find out if it's real from you guys over there.
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Originally posted by Norton View PostThey banned YouTube in Turkey....."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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that bad huh?"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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Originally posted by Endrik View Postthat bad huh?
It's not just the YouTube thing.There are a lot of "slight" changes and the staffing.Supporters of a "certain" party are being employed and empowered in the powerful positions of public establishments. And there's a lot of stuff goin' on. The Prime Minister has to die. He's trying to turn it into Iran. And he has a lot of supporters. Almost half of the country. So, that's it.I wish my hair-color was EDS :/
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Originally posted by Norton View PostIt's not just the YouTube thing.There are a lot of "slight" changes and the staffing.Supporters of a "certain" party are being employed and empowered in the powerful positions of public establishments. And there's a lot of stuff goin' on. The Prime Minister has to die. He's trying to turn it into Iran. And he has a lot of supporters. Almost half of the country. So, that's it."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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What if you're armed with a pointed stick?
...or a loaded banana?
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Originally posted by Snoogans View PostPretty much.
Sharp pencils next, then harsh language..."Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666
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Originally posted by Norton View PostIt's not just the YouTube thing.There are a lot of "slight" changes and the staffing.Supporters of a "certain" party are being employed and empowered in the powerful positions of public establishments. And there's a lot of stuff goin' on. The Prime Minister has to die. He's trying to turn it into Iran. And he has a lot of supporters. Almost half of the country. So, that's it.
Only fucking great "letter-openers" like Fett's (is that a Fairbairn-Sykes Commando knife?) and the like are banned, generally because little 17y/o twats in shell-suits think they are rock-hard and keep stabbing people. I think anything over 3" is deemed an offensive weapon (Luckily my weiner is well under, even when Mistress is hanging lead weights off it). Erm, I mean any blade over 3". Like bread knives and chef's knives.
They are trying to get little Chav cunts who think they are Bruce Lee to hand in their weapons (or, if they have been watching "MTV's Gangsta Rap Bloodbath Special", or the odd episode of Oz, "dere shanks an' ting, innit")
I think my Leatherman Wave, which I wear pretty much everywhere, could be deemed an offensive weapon, depends on the cop and where they catch me. If I'm waving it around in Weatherspoons at 11pm Friday night, they tend not to believe I am just about to remove a stone from a horse's hoof. Otherwise, I could argue it's a tool of my trade, so fuck off Porky. (They would then nick me for having an offensive mouth)
Oh, and Shobet mate, he said sharp pencils, so don't worry. We all know those nice nurses with the tablet trolley only let you have crayons and fingerpaints (but only if you eat up all your mashed banana. Wibble)So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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