question for all the British members

[shobet]

I don't need to wipe, the little Philippino maid does that for me with he tongue.
It's a pity her tongue is so rough and I wish she wouldn't eat so many chillies!

[Norton]

I don't need to wipe, the little Philippino maid does that for me with he tongue.
It's a pity her tongue is so rough and I wish she wouldn't eat so many chillies!

How do you pay her? I have a strong guess,tough....

[shobet]

Pay?

[Norton]

Pay?

You know, the small fancy papers you get from the workplace, in the end of the month.

[shobet]

I'm related to Her Maj. so we don't use money.

[destructin_od]

I think shobet and rsmacker should be banned in England. Lets make it worldwide.

[Norton]

I think shobet and rsmacker should be banned in England. Lets make it worldwide.

BTW, it's possible again, to change the DNS to browse YouTube.

[Rsmacker]

I don't think anyone here has problems with cleaning their backsides.

Try telling that to Abu Hamza.

Anyway, what's this about camels, I thought you all rode around on flying carpets hitting the bong (I see a cause-and-effect thing here maybe.)

I'm signing up to Philipino Maids R Us, see if I can get a sandpaper tongued menial. I suspect the only bits of paper she will be interested in are the ones that say "HM Government Passport".

And as for banning my old mucker Shobs and me....well, we can always come and hide out at your place destruction_od, we'll be very quiet.......mostly. I've always wanted to see Constantinople.

[Norton]

Anyway, what's this about camels, I thought you all rode around on flying carpets hitting the bong (I see a cause-and-effect thing here maybe.)

The flying carpets have very high fuel consumption.So, we quit using them. The taxes for gas is too much around...

[shreder13]

Oh, btw, we ride camels and live in cottages. Right?

I though only the wealthy could afford them?

[Woman_Driver]

Back to the knife thing.....

Try living in Glasgow! Two 9 year olds came into my work and nicked a set of kitchen knifes and went about slashing tyres in the car park, then threatened the police when they came! They were 9! I blame the parents. Neds, or chavs or whatever, do the Welsh have a different name for them?, should be exterminated. Put them on a game show similar to Battle Royal or something like that, watch them kill each other off with pot lids and crossbows and stuff.
Man...i'll stop talking.

I don't have to worry about gun licensing or anything like that, i live on a farm so i'm all good lol.

[Rsmacker]

Hey, those are secret plans for RsmackerTV, where did you get them? Possibly from all the letters I send Murdoch, he'll cave in one day and give me the loot and it'll be fantastic.
Featuring Fort Boyard, but where you actually get to feed Leslie Grantham to a fucking tiger.
Also proper Formula One - but like Wacky Races, swords on wheels and total mayhem.
And decent reality TV, where the prizes are huuuuuge, but maiming and death are the price of failure.


And wait till you see "The Bukkake Weather Report".........

[thunderhead]

Put them on a game show similar to Battle Royal or something like that, watch them kill each other off with pot lids and crossbows and stuff.
Man...i'll stop talking.

Probably the best idea ive heard in years

[StukaJU87]

The UK is not banning HP Sauce, are they?:ROTF: Man, that is my favorite............EVARRRRRRR. It is getting increasingly hard to find here in the US. Sure, we can get the US version here, but it tastes nothing like the one made in the UK. I used to get the UK stuff at my Scotish butcher, but he moved back to Scotland.

Want me to start an exporting business for you?


I'll even do mustard!

Well if you can find a case of the big squeeze bottles and you want to ship it to me....sure. I'll paypal you the money to cover all costs.

[442w30]

I though only the wealthy could afford them?

Nah,

I just bought a Turk for $45 US and a copy of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition from 1987. And I am not that wealthy. To be fair, he was an unemployed flying carpet repairman....All he does is surf youtube. Now I know why.

And as for knives, knives don't stab people in the face, I do.