question for all the British members

[Snoogans]

And wait till you see "The Bukkake Weather Report".........

Please tell me you've got Natasha Kaplinski lined up for that one....

[Cygnus X1]

I'm so old...
I had to actually look up "bukakke" in Wikipedia.
Ug.

[Rsmacker]

Please tell me you've got Natasha Kaplinski lined up for that one....

Old Natasha "Balls and all" Kaplinsky? Hmmm, might be worth an enquiry or two, she'll do anything for cash (apparently).
I was thinking about getting "4x4" Ulrika in for it, or maybe even dragging Wincey Willis out of retirement.


Stuka you savage, you can't have HP out of a squeezy bottle, it's just not civilised.

Poor old Cygnus, sorry mate, it must be a nasty shock to discover a new thing you haven't tried yet. I should have told you it was a rare Japanese Martial Art.
As a stress reliever, please go and give yourself a Goatse, it's a relaxation technique, originating in Nottingham (Wilks' house? Could be!). Wash your hands before and after.

[destructin_od]

Try telling that to Abu Hamza.

Anyway, what's this about camels, I thought you all rode around on flying carpets hitting the bong (I see a cause-and-effect thing here maybe.)

I'm signing up to Philipino Maids R Us, see if I can get a sandpaper tongued menial. I suspect the only bits of paper she will be interested in are the ones that say "HM Government Passport".

And as for banning my old mucker Shobs and me....well, we can always come and hide out at your place destruction_od, we'll be very quiet.......mostly. I've always wanted to see Constantinople.

You guys are welcome as long as you keep a distance with me and my pets. I have a big closet so you guys can do your thing !

ps. what is constantinople? I don't think we have a city like that. Irrc there is a place called Istanbul but you are probably talking about something else.

[Snoogans]

As a stress reliever, please go and give yourself a Goatse, it's a relaxation technique, originating in Nottingham (Wilks' house? Could be!). Wash your hands before and after.

You're a very bad person....

[shobet]

He's not even mentioned Tub Girl yet? He's loosing his touch.

For: destruction_od http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantinople

As for the lower levels of British society, we the Welsh call simply call them 'Cunts'. I think that quite acurately describes the 'Neds' & 'Chav' pond scum that are diluting the gene pool Woman_Driver.

[zeegler]

HP Sauce is without doubt the best substance in which to drown chips.
However, idly reading the label while waiting for me tea t'other night, I discovered that it's now made in Holland!

HERESY!! That's just not right. Fucking clog wearing bastards should go back to riding their bikes and growing tulips.

[zeegler]

Also, here's a question. Is Turkish delight actually from Turkey? ...and what's so fucking delightful about it?

[Norton]

Also, here's a question. Is Turkish delight actually from Turkey? ...and what's so fucking delightful about it?

Yeah,it is. But I just hate that stuff. I never eat that.Too much sugar in it.

[Norton]

Nah,

I just bought a Turk for $45 US and a copy of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition from 1987. And I am not that wealthy. To be fair, he was an unemployed flying carpet repairman....All he does is surf youtube. Now I know why.

And as for knives, knives don't stab people in the face, I do.

:ROTF:

[shobet]

All this talk of HP sauce has made me hungry. So what do you reckon to A couple of fried eggs, some sausages, mushrooms, beans, fried bread, black pudding and bacon. proper bacon and not that leathery shite you yanks call bacon. With a nice hot cup of tea, toast and some marmalade.

OOooh I can feel my arteries clogging just thinking about it!

[sonicsamurai]

sounds great!! i'll get me some of that!!

[destructin_od]

For: destruction_od http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantinople

Dude i know what Constantinople is... But it is Istanbul for 555 years.

(with chef's voice) Lemme sing ya'all a little song then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg :ROTF:

[Norton]

Dude i know what Constantinople is... But it is Istanbul for 555 years.

(with chef's voice) Lemme sing ya'all a little song then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg :ROTF:

Dude, you need to practice grammar. It "has been" Istanbul for 555 years

[zeegler]

Dude, you need to practice grammar. It "has been" Istanbul for 555 years

Hey, give him a break man, he is a Turkey you know. :ROTF: