I have a chance to goto a meet 'n greet with Zakk Wylde...

[Freyr]

Anyone have a 357 chopper they want signed?

On a side note, it's not worth waiting for ten hours to have a hillbilly grunt at you and sign a 'pre-approved' piece of merchandise. I'll just stand outside doing pinch harmonics, and see if anyone wants my autograph.

[Thrust]

You should give him a razor!!

[hippietim]

Give him some soap.

[Jack The Riffer]

Ask him if he's been named in the BALCO investigation.

[Top Jimmy B]

I have a "VIP" invite to the same meet & greet and I won't be going. The shop is really small and it will be packed so tight that it's just not worth it to me. I've been told by the organizers that it's doubtful he will play(they don't have any of his Gibson's in stock, just Epi's) so...no thanks.

[Rsmacker]

Take some hairspray and tell him he looked best round about when "No Rest For The Wicked" came out, and he ought to go back to that look.

[Special-K]

He will play Epiphone(if there`s no gibson) that`s sure ...
And so or so he will have at least one of his Gibsons with him..

[bonghits]

Great suggestions from Thrust and hippietim! Pass it along to Zakk when you see him Freyr.

[RobRR]

Spit in his face for me will ya?

On a side note, this reminds me of that sting they showed on tv luring people with arrest warrants in to meet Ozzy or some shit. Soon as the people walked in, they got arrested one by one. Hope none of you guys have warrants out, just in case!

[bonghits]

Spit in his face for me will ya?

On a side note, this reminds me of that sting they showed on tv luring people with arrest warrants in to meet Ozzy or some shit. Soon as the people walked in, they got arrested one by one. Hope none of you guys have warrants out, just in case!

:ROTF:Saw one like it on CourtTV. But the premise was "they" supposedly won a prize from a raffle and when "they" showed up to collect, each and everyone got arrested. The look on their faces was priceless!:ROTF:

[clifffclaven]

? He was totally cool when i met him.

[Freyr]

I have a "VIP" invite to the same meet & greet and I won't be going. The shop is really small and it will be packed so tight that it's just not worth it to me. I've been told by the organizers that it's doubtful he will play(they don't have any of his Gibson's in stock, just Epi's) so...no thanks.

Yup, I heard the same thing. One of my buddies works at Musicstop and is helping with the show, said he actually wouldn't be within miles of the place if he could help it. Said it's going to be overpacked with fanboi's if the people inquiring anything has any indication.

Fucking ridiculous that he won't sign anything unless it was bought that week at musicstop.....

[CharvelRocker]

Yup, I heard the same thing. One of my buddies works at Musicstop and is helping with the show, said he actually wouldn't be within miles of the place if he could help it. Said it's going to be overpacked with fanboi's if the people inquiring anything has any indication.

Fucking ridiculous that he won't sign anything unless it was bought that week at musicstop.....

I think the deal with signing things is more about MusicStop wanting to help sell stuff than Zakk being an ass like that; after all, the point of these promo's is to sell stuff, and by forcing that policy, it gurantees they'll move stock.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Give him some soap.

i have heard that about him on the radio. they said great guy, but you can smell him before he enters to room ...

[El_Kabong]

I'll save you the trip. All he will say is:zrasdtyvzrarfgas, fuck, sdatvzcvatarvrcartv, eatin' pussy, svevysbybbzdystxun yeah! and uh, maybe, 'fuck', one more time if he is sober enough.