Lobsters brightened up my day

[fett]

I was feeling a little blue because I have been spending money like I had it. Today, I walked passed the tank that had 4 lobsters in it at my SM. They had rubber bands on the claws. They just sat there. Then the butcher said they don't even feed them. Yikes. I may be a lot of things, but I am sure as hell glad I'm not a lobster. Told ya I was bored.:ROTF:

[Joe_Steeler]

They were probably looking at you and saying to each other "look at that viking looking asshole looking at us".
I am bored too.

[fett]

Can lobsters smile? Wrap rubber bands around my hands and call me fettster.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

[sonicsamurai]

i feel sorry for lonbsters. poor things get boiled alive. why i wonder. at least kill them humanely beforehand

[Jack The Riffer]

Can lobsters smile? Wrap rubber bands around my hands and call me fettster.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

If you're asking for somebody to wrap rubberbands around your hands I'd call that a FettISH.

[Joe_Steeler]

You fucker!!!! talk about rubbing it in!!!!
All that would left is for you to bring an empty pot and start pointing into it with your rubber banded hands. Dude, its like you being trapped by an amazon cannibal tribe and them sitting you down to work on the night's menu.

Can lobsters smile? Wrap rubber bands around my hands and call me fettster.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

[Cygnus X1]

Fuggem.
I love lobster.
SW bought a 3-pounder for my fortieth birthday. I'll never forget it.
It was awesome. And, no, we don't kill them first. But, I do put it
in warm water, then turn up the heat gradually. They never know
what hit 'em, and they die happy.

[fett]

Tanks, But no tanks. Those poor bastards looked so depressed. I want Free Range Lobsters. :ROTF:

[Cygnus X1]

I always get the liveliest one. Watch out for the ones that have lost their bands, they may have ripped off crucial tasty parts of some of the other tank residents.

[fett]

I think these guys have them in suspended animation. They look about as appealing as roadkill.:ROTF:

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

1. Place lobster on sink or counter on their backs (belly facing up) so they will fall into the light sleep mode (beta state).
2. Then place lobsters in a pot of cold water (instead of hot) and set heat on high. As the water heats up, the lobsters will gradually cook while continuing to sleep.

[fett]

I'll stick with already dead stuff.:ROTF:

[Bengal]

You know Lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea, right? They eat fish shit and all the crap that settles on the bottom of the ocean. Crap eating bottom dwellers...

[scotty]

Just curious, when you buy a live lobster to they put it a bag of water like buying a fish at a pet store? If you think they are depressed with no food imagine how the feel being boiled.

[Tashtego]

Lobsters can live for quite a while out of the water. I see plenty of commercial lobster men harvesting free range sea roaches right in boston harbor. The best spot used to be right at the outfall pipe from the deer island sewage plant. mmm delicious. If you put your recreational lic. traps out by the islands they tie a knot in your line and then cut you off if you don't take the hint.