Run in with the Sheriff

[fett]

I think it was a Ford. I just wasn't ready for that kind of interaction.:ROTF: But, I fetted my way out of it and he didn't arrest me.:ROTF:

[sonicsamurai]

i always like the police car in transformers. barricade. it had 'to punish and enslave' on the side. i likd that. that was anice touch in the movie

[Rsmacker]

i always like the police car in transformers. barricade. it had 'to punish and enslave' on the side. i likd that. that was anice touch in the movie

That's my Mistress of Pain's motto.

And I fucking love it.

[sonicsamurai]

That's my Mistress of Pain's motto.

And I fucking love it.

que? (intrigue)

[Rsmacker]

que? (intrigue)

You mucky little pup, you know exactly what I'm talking about!

Got to sample some CBT the other day. I didn't want to, like, but when you are strapped up to the cross you can't do much to wriggle out of it, and there's no way I'm safe-wording. She was, however, most considerate and totally in-tune, and didn't maim me. Mind you I still nearly lifted off into orbit when she ran that Wartenburg wheel over my nutsac. AYAYAYAYAYAY!

[Newc]

It's amazing how they can afford all these high-priced vehicles (new every year), and it takes at least two of them to pull over every speeder (a half-dozen or more for an actual criminal, yet only one for an accident). No damn wonder my taxes get "re-assessed" 15% higher every five years.

You're absolutely right. Cops should be forced to walk barefooted. If they can't catch the drug dealers, child molesters, drunk drivers, carjackers, rapists, and other criminals on foot, well that's too bad.

Seriously, shut the fuck up. If the cops need new cars every year to chase down shitheads, the tax hike is worth it.

Or are you so upset because you're one of the fuckheads that the cops should be chasing?

[VitaminG]

it wasn't one of these?

[VitaminG]

or was it one of these?

[Snoogans]

If you were Italian, it could have been one of these....

[anuske9]

You're absolutely right. Cops should be forced to walk barefooted. If they can't catch the drug dealers, child molesters, drunk drivers, carjackers, rapists, and other criminals on foot, well that's too bad.

Seriously, shut the fuck up. If the cops need new cars every year to chase down shitheads, the tax hike is worth it.

Or are you so upset because you're one of the fuckheads that the cops should be chasing?

eh, Newc... You should probably go get some air.

(I'm impartial to this, btw)

[fett]

How the fuk do my threads get so way out there?:ROTF: I post a simple fett "Day in the life of." thread and you guys have naked ladies and robocop cars.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF: